Glenn Reynolds got lost in thought in 2002. Five years later,

the search and rescue operation to find him has ended.

Now the grim task of recovery begins.

The time for talk was past. It was time for

George and Vladimir to go mano y mano.

New, Improved Jesus Can Walk on Water Vapor

Fred Thompson Gets Caught Emoting in Iowa

All along the runway the men were captivated by the

latest in over-and-underwear.

Palestinian Theologians Debating the Koran

Contrary to popular belief, the world's most famous wall is

made of lead, not china.

World's Worst Yobs #21

Michael Reagan

Night of the Living Dead

Al-Qaida Sends Cryptic Message to Coincide

with Sixth Anniversary of 9/11

"We're Aborigines, President Bush. You may have met some

of our relatives who live up over in Crawford, Texas."

Devil Says a Woman Made Him Do It

"Your place in history, Mr. President, is right here,

between 'Adios' and 'Pinche Gringo'."

Chestnuts Roasting By An Open Fire

Glenn Murphy, former president of the Young Republican

National Federation, is happy to report his 'unexpected

business opportunity' has really paid off. It seems there

is a great, unmet demand for sex acts performed on

sleeping men.

Woman Having a Semi-Automatic Orgasm

"World War II's over, Hiroshi. You can come out now."

"Missed me, nyah, nyah, nyah!"

Friendly Fire

World's Worst Yobs #20

Lou Dobbs

Vladimir Putin to Play Daniel Craig As James Bond

in Remake of From Russia, with Love

Raging Bull

Raging Bush

George and Condi join John and Janette aboard

the Good Ship Lollipop.

Lair of the 'Bomb Iran Crazy'

Olympic Mascot Goes Bad

Serena Williams Celebrating

Serena Williams Not Celebrating

Richard Nixon Reconsiders Resignation,

Threatens Return From Grave

Carpe Mañana

He ran it up his flagpole to see who would salute it.

It was pretty obvious the President had been doing a

lot of business with Ayad Allawi, the Iraqi rug merchant.

"Don't take this personally, Monsieur Bush,

but you're one crazy fils de pute!"

Snark Blasting Off From Camp TBogg

President of Zimbabwe Threatens to Sever Ties

with the Milky Way Galaxy

"When the Chinese hacked into your computer, Secretary Gates,

did they shanghai any of your downloads from Danni's Hard Drive?"

Bush Dog Democrat

After President Bush called him "a man of steel,"

Prime Minister Howard admitted that he was,

indeed, Superman.

Biker-in-Chief Gets Ready to Rumble

Philadelphia Investors Give Bonds a Thumbs Down

Chancellor Merkel is hopeful drinking green tea

will help remedy her problem with nail biting.

Flag Desecration #5

Tiger rushed to get ahead only to discover

he was already ahead.

Entire World Stupefied by the Latest in a Series of

Unannounced, 'Surprise' Visits to Iraq by President Bush

If Andy the Lion has anything to do with it,

there'll be no labor around here today.

Senator Warner Announces Intention

to Retire Furrowed Brow

Mickey Mouse Teaching Palestinian Children

Walt Disney Works for ZOG

"Mr. President, I really enjoyed reading my report

the White House has written for me."

"Joey, you eat chicken wings like there's no tomorrow.

Do you know something the rest of us don't?"

"Joe, my latest plot is so fiendish that even

the Devil won't have anything to do with it."