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Saturday, September 08, 2007
"Speaker Madigan, did you know most people
can't
pronounce
'Milorad Blagojevich', and that's why they call
the Governor
of Illinois 'John Smith'?"
When you reach treeline on the Mount of Venus,
don't be alarmed if you find yourself breathing
harder. That's a perfectly normal reaction.
Electron
Microskirt
Meanwhile, the Islamofascists continued their
surreptitious
invasion of Michelle Malkin's neighborhood.
World's Worst Jobs #53
Bangladeshi Stone Crusher
Elmer Fudd Says Wascal Wabbit Plotting Fwesh Attacks
on
the United States Aimed at
Sowing Death and Destwuction
A new report from the GAO confirms what has long been
suspected,
namely, that Michael Gordon of
The New York Times
pulls his ideas
out of the Pentagon's ass.
Osama bin Laden Announces Six-Figure Endorsement
Contract
with
Just for Men Brush-In Color Gel for Mustache,
Beard & Sideburns
Friday, September 07, 2007
Glenn Reynolds got lost in thought in 2002. Five years later,
the search and r
escue operation to find him has ended.
Now the grim
task of recovery begins.
The time for talk was past. It was time for
George and Vladimir to go
mano y mano
.
New, Improved Jesus Can Walk on Water Vapor
Fred Thompson Gets Caught Emoting in Iowa
All along the runway the men were captivated by the
latest in over-and-underwear.
Palestinian
Theologians Debating the Koran
Contrary to popular belief, the world's most famous wall is
made of lead, not china.
World's Worst Yobs #21
Michael Reagan
Thursday, September 06, 2007
Night of the Living Dead
Al-Qaida Sends Cryptic Message to
Coincide
with Sixth Anniversary of 9/11
"We're Aborigines, President Bush. You may have met
some
of our relatives who live up over in Crawford, Texas."
Devil Says a Woman Made Him Do It
"Your place in history, Mr. President, is right here,
between 'Adios' and 'Pinche Gringo'."
Chestnuts Roasting By An Open Fire
Glenn Murphy, former president of the Young
Republican
National Federation, is happy to
report his 'unexpected
business opportunity'
has really paid off. It seems there
is a great, unmet
demand for sex acts performed
on
sleeping men.
Woman Having a Semi-Automatic Orgasm
"World War II's over, Hiroshi. You can come out now."
"Missed me, nyah, nyah, nyah!"
Friendly Fire
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
World's Worst Yobs #20
Lou Dobbs
Vladimir Putin to Play Daniel Craig
As James Bond
in Remake of
From Russia, with Love
Raging Bull
Raging Bush
George and Condi join John and Janette aboard
the Good Ship Lollipop.
Lair of the 'Bomb Iran Crazy'
Olympic Mascot Goes Bad
Serena Williams Celebrating
Serena Williams Not Celebrating
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Richard Nixon Reconsiders Resignation,
Threatens Return From Grave
Carpe MaƱana
He ran it up his flagpole to see who would salute it.
It was pretty obvious the President had been doing
a
lot
of business with Ayad Allawi, the Iraqi rug merchant.
"Don't take this personally, Monsieur Bush,
but you're one crazy
fils de pute
!"
Snark Blasting Off From Camp TBogg
President of Zimbabwe Threatens to Sever Ties
with
the Milky Way Galaxy
"When the Chinese hacked into your computer, Secretary
Gates,
did they shanghai any of your downloads from
Danni's Hard Drive
?"
Bush Dog Democrat
After President Bush called him "a man of steel,"
Prime Minister Howard admitted that he was,
indeed, Superman.
Biker-in-Chief Gets Ready to Rumble
Monday, September 03, 2007
Philadelphia Investors Give Bonds a Thumbs Down
Chancellor Merkel is hopeful drinking green tea
will help remedy her problem with nail biting.
Flag Desecration #5
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