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Saturday, May 03, 2008
Houston homebuilder Bob Perry bought the Texas Supreme
Court today, only to discover he already owned one.
Friday, May 02, 2008
Thursday, May 01, 2008
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Tony Scalia goes to Hell. The Devil makes him stand on
one leg in a pool of human excrement up to his neck.
"This is cruel and unusual punishment!" Tony screams.
"It's unconstitutional!" "On the contrary, Tony," the Devil
replies, "I'm not punishing you, I'm torturing you. When
it's time to punish you, I will make you stand on your head."
one leg in a pool of human excrement up to his neck.
"This is cruel and unusual punishment!" Tony screams.
"It's unconstitutional!" "On the contrary, Tony," the Devil
replies, "I'm not punishing you, I'm torturing you. When
it's time to punish you, I will make you stand on your head."
"Lurita, you might tell the Committee how you had a
backache, took Doan's Pills, and now can't remember
a blasted thing."
Marines. Two years later, he re-enlisted in the Navy, where he
served four more years. In the Navy, he was trained as a
cardiopulmonary technician (seen here in 1966 as part of
the team attending to a post-op President Johnson). But
Jeremiah's patriotism never quite equalled Dick Cheney's,
who never gave up his student deferment, because, he said,
"I had other priorities in the '60s than military service."