Saturday, June 28, 2008
"Did you see what Peggy Noonan wrote about me in the Wall Street
Journal yesterday? She highlighted the antic part of my nature, my
natural wit, my tropism toward comedy. She's right, you know.
I'm the Dennis Miller of septuagenarians."
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Obama is the quintessential Politician of 'As If'. Concerned
about warrantless wiretapping? Not to worry--Obama will
talk as if he shares your concern. Bothered by retroactive
immunity for law-breaking telecoms? Relax--Obama will
act as if he's bothered, too. Worried about the evisceration
of the Fourth Amendment? Chill out--Obama will behave
as if he's a bigger worry wart than you. Come November,
you might want to follow his example and vote as if you
support Barack Obama for President.
Students at Pensacola Christian College are forbidden from
performing 'optical intercourse' and 'making eye babies'. So,
don't gaze into the eyes of this winsome lass too intently,
lest ye be screwed.