If our ancestors had had the good sense to build the Lou Dobbs
Wall in 1900, it would have prevented Michel Dabaghi, the son
of Lebanese parents, from being born in the United States
and growing up to take the job of medical pioneer away
from Americans.
World's Worst Yoobs #19
Amity Shlaes
If you're thinking of laundering some money,
here's how to air dry it without a clothesline.
Upon learning she is under consideration for VP, but that Bill's
presence makes things 'complicated', Hillary's reaction was open to more than one interpretation.
Some people desecrate the flag.
Others consecrate it.
"When I was a kid, I always wanted to be a gaffer when I grew up."
"I feel more like a harmonica seal when I'm happy,
a harp seal when I have the blues."
Friday, July 11, 2008
"I understand you haven't been wondering why I am called a
Waxy Monkey Frog. Well, then. Ribbit!"
American Empire #31
Black Budgets
"I think you're sweeter than honey, too, Joe. And don't
worry your little head. Cindy doesn't suspect a thing."
It is not widely known that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was propelled into political prominence when he won the Ugliest Man on Campus contest while an undergraduate at the Iran University of Science
and Technology.
Invisible Man Mooning Congress
While Barack Obama is speaking at the Brandenburg Gate,
John McCain will be speaking at the Watergate.
Dog meat is off the menu during the Beijing Olympics.
Sorry.
Rude Rhymes #5
Picnic Ham
Phil Gramm
If an Ear Trumpet is an aid to hearing,
what is a Mouth Trumpet an aid to?
Thursday, July 10, 2008
"Who is this douchebag on my right? He knows less
about politics than I know about economics!"
What Karl Rove Thinks of the American People
and Their Representatives in Congress
"If you listen to our leaders, we can't compete against Mexico,
for God's sake! If they don't think we can compete against the
little brown ones, who can we compete against?"
G8 Summiteers Pose Before Their Legacy to a Troubled World
"I sure hope you don't grow up to be a whiner like your daddy."