Saturday, July 25, 2009
Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX) will be
running against Governor Rick Perry (R-TX)
next year for the Republican gubernatorial
nomination. Governor Perry originally
refused to accept any of the stimulus
money appropriated by Congress. Now
he's begging for a $170 million loan to
help Texas pay unemployment insurance
claims. That's pretty funny. What's even
funnier is that Ms. Hutchison is criticizing
Governor Perry for refusing to accept the
stimulus money, even though she herself
voted against the stimulus bill in the Senate.
Perry and Hutchison: they make John
Cornyn look good.
"I was a little surprised and disappointed that the
President, who didn't have all of the facts by his own
admission, then weighed in on the events of that day
and made a comment that really offended not just officers
in the Cambridge Police Department but officers around
the country. I didn't act stupidly that day and, like
officers around the country, I've never acted stupidly."
President, who didn't have all of the facts by his own
admission, then weighed in on the events of that day
and made a comment that really offended not just officers
in the Cambridge Police Department but officers around
the country. I didn't act stupidly that day and, like
officers around the country, I've never acted stupidly."
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
To All New Owners of AK-47s in Butler, Missouri
Lest ye be chastised by the National Rifle Association,
do not refer to your new AK-47 as an 'Assault Weapon'.
It is a 'Semi-Automatic Battle Rifle' (SABR). And don't let
anybody make fun of you because your SABR happened to
be invented by
Mikhail Kalashnikov, a Russian member of the
Communist Party and sworn enemy of United States.
That, of course, was just an accident of his birth. His
heart was obviously in the right place. And had he
been born in the U. S., he would have doubtless been
a lifetime member of the NRA.
Lest ye be chastised by the National Rifle Association,
do not refer to your new AK-47 as an 'Assault Weapon'.
It is a 'Semi-Automatic Battle Rifle' (SABR). And don't let
anybody make fun of you because your SABR happened to
be invented by
Mikhail Kalashnikov, a Russian member of the
Communist Party and sworn enemy of United States.
That, of course, was just an accident of his birth. His
heart was obviously in the right place. And had he
been born in the U. S., he would have doubtless been
a lifetime member of the NRA.
Not shown in this picture of State Senator Paul
Stanley's happy family is his mistress, 23-year-old
McKensie Morrison, a legislative intern.
Stanley's happy family is his mistress, 23-year-old
McKensie Morrison, a legislative intern.