Monday, December 07, 2009

Michael Brown Joins Faculty of University of Denver Law
School; Associate Dean Says School Was Attracted by
Brown's "Extensive Experience in Arabian Horsemanship"
World's Worst Yoobs #60
Mara Liasson
"Come, Debbie Schlussel, and let us
play make-believe together."
Nation Elated at the Prospect of Charlie Gibson's
Retirement and the Opportunity to Not Watch
Diane Sawyer on World News Tonight
Trophy Wife

Trophy Cat
Nation Rejoices That There's No Withdrawal
Timetable for the Afghanistan War
Certified 100% Asian Free
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #26
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Bankster
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #85
If they had been smarter, they would now be celebrating
the Fourth Day of Zappadan.
Shake Well

Sunday, December 06, 2009

"Yes, David, every time you and I appear together
on Meet the Press it's a reminder that the United
States lost the Vietnam War in 1975 and that this
show started to decline after Lawrence E. Spivak
called it quits the same year."
"Married as I am to Cindy, father as I am
of Meghan, and being as I am a Senator
from the Grand Canyon State, I'm
madder than I've ever been."
"So sorry, Mr. Coates, but if I may be permitted to
say so, a single facepalm isn't sufficient to cope
with today's reality."
Tedd Petruna and his tall tale of Muslim snakes on a
plane surged through the Right Blogosphere like crap
through a goose, like shit through a tin horn. General
Patton would have been proud.
Teabagger Claims to Have More Charts
Than Ross Perot Had in 1992
Fearguth's Rules of Order #38
Forcing a monkey to laugh at your jokes
is considered by some to be a violation of
animal rights.
Sunday Virtual Zhu Zhu Pet Blogging
World's Worst Yobs #145
Mark Falcoff
Deadline: Iraq
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #37
Ken Eliasberg and Dennis Prager
Putkarôt Pattern Baldness

The ChiliPad™ is the ideal solution for frigid
wives and hot-to-trot husbands who sleep
in the same bed.
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #84
Small furry animals wear their Sunday-go-to-meeting best
on the Third Day of Zappadan.

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Welcome to Assbook, the Internet's 'New' New Thing
"Experience my fist of fury, Internet eavesdroppers!"
Anti-Precipitation Protester Gives
Thumbs Down to Local Weather
Allegories for Our Time #12
Homo Sapiens: a Tower Poised Over an Abyss
Riot Policeman's Boot's-Eye View of the World
Tea Vendor Taking a Break Between Tea Parties
Should we hope that the tips Barack took
from Tiger were limited to golf?
Historically, the Straw Man Fallacy had been one of the
easiest Logical Fallacies to refute. But that was before
the Germans created Strawmanstein 3D.
Things to Avoid #21
Nose Leeches
Warm Scuzzies #42
Max Baucus
World's Worst Jobs #106
Pakistani Suicide Bomber Body Parts Picker-Upper
Another Afghanistan Insider Joke Bombs at West Point
"So, Glenn Beck is the 'Christmas Sweater', eh?
Well, I don't just sweat at Christmas. I sweat
all the time!"
"Why doncha come up and see me sometime, Spider-Man?"
Two-Minute Haters #8
Catherina Wojtowicz
Name of U. S. Military Campaign in Afghanistan
Changed from 'Operation Enduring Freedom' to
'Operation Enduring Operation'
Factoid of the Hour #8
Nabisco manufactures twenty
varieties of Wheat Thins.
The Idaho man who likes to dress up as Jesus and carry a
cross was surprised today when his neighbors, who like
to dress up as Roman soldiers, crucified him.
Afghan Timeline (Creationist Version)

Afghan Timeline (Evolutionist Version)
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #83
Everyone has a porkgasm on the Zappath Day,
the Second Day of Zappadan.

Friday, December 04, 2009


John Sidney McCain: One of the Most Lethal Improvised
Ennui Devices Ever Deployed by the International
Misanthrope Conspiracy
Warm Scuzzies #41
Ronald Williams