Michael Brown Joins Faculty of University of Denver Law

School; Associate Dean Says School Was Attracted by

Brown's "Extensive Experience in Arabian Horsemanship"

World's Worst Yoobs #60

Mara Liasson

"Come, Debbie Schlussel, and let us

play make-believe together."

Nation Elated at the Prospect of Charlie Gibson's

Retirement and the Opportunity to Not Watch

Diane Sawyer on World News Tonight

Trophy Wife

Trophy Cat

Nation Rejoices That There's No Withdrawal

Timetable for the Afghanistan War

Certified 100% Asian Free

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #26

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Bankster

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #85

If they had been smarter, they would now be celebrating

the Fourth Day of Zappadan.

Shake Well

"Yes, David, every time you and I appear together

on Meet the Press it's a reminder that the United

States lost the Vietnam War in 1975 and that this

show started to decline after Lawrence E. Spivak

called it quits the same year."

"Married as I am to Cindy, father as I am

of Meghan, and being as I am a Senator

from the Grand Canyon State, I'm

madder than I've ever been."

"So sorry, Mr. Coates, but if I may be permitted to

say so, a single facepalm isn't sufficient to cope

with today's reality."

Tedd Petruna and his tall tale of Muslim snakes on a

plane surged through the Right Blogosphere like crap

through a goose, like shit through a tin horn. General

Patton would have been proud.

Teabagger Claims to Have More Charts

Than Ross Perot Had in 1992

Fearguth's Rules of Order #38

Forcing a monkey to laugh at your jokes

is considered by some to be a violation of

animal rights.

Sunday Virtual Zhu Zhu Pet Blogging

World's Worst Yobs #145

Mark Falcoff

Deadline: Iraq

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #37

Ken Eliasberg and Dennis Prager

Putkarôt Pattern Baldness

The ChiliPad™ is the ideal solution for frigid

wives and hot-to-trot husbands who sleep

in the same bed.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #84

Small furry animals wear their Sunday-go-to-meeting best

on the Third Day of Zappadan.

Welcome to Assbook, the Internet's 'New' New Thing

"Experience my fist of fury, Internet eavesdroppers!"

Anti-Precipitation Protester Gives

Thumbs Down to Local Weather

Allegories for Our Time #12

Homo Sapiens: a Tower Poised Over an Abyss

Riot Policeman's Boot's-Eye View of the World

Tea Vendor Taking a Break Between Tea Parties

Should we hope that the tips Barack took

from Tiger were limited to golf?

Historically, the Straw Man Fallacy had been one of the

easiest Logical Fallacies to refute. But that was before

the Germans created Strawmanstein 3D.

Things to Avoid #21

Nose Leeches

Warm Scuzzies #42

Max Baucus

World's Worst Jobs #106

Pakistani Suicide Bomber Body Parts Picker-Upper

Another Afghanistan Insider Joke Bombs at West Point

"So, Glenn Beck is the 'Christmas Sweater', eh?

Well, I don't just sweat at Christmas. I sweat

all the time!"

"Why doncha come up and see me sometime, Spider-Man?"

Two-Minute Haters #8

Catherina Wojtowicz

Name of U. S. Military Campaign in Afghanistan

Changed from 'Operation Enduring Freedom' to

'Operation Enduring Operation'

Factoid of the Hour #8

Nabisco manufactures twenty

varieties of Wheat Thins.

The Idaho man who likes to dress up as Jesus and carry a

cross was surprised today when his neighbors, who like

to dress up as Roman soldiers, crucified him.

Afghan Timeline (Creationist Version)

Afghan Timeline (Evolutionist Version)

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #83

Everyone has a porkgasm on the Zappath Day,

the Second Day of Zappadan.

John Sidney McCain: One of the Most Lethal Improvised
Ennui Devices Ever Deployed by the International
Misanthrope Conspiracy

Warm Scuzzies #41
Ronald Williams