Allegories for Our Time #16

The United States Senate

Sabbath Day Gasbags Not Nearly as Colorful

as Hot-Air Balloons, New Study Shows

Hey, AIPAC! Where's your favorite Ehud now?

"Sure, kid, I look freaky, but at least I'll never

look like Ann Coulter."

"But, Senator, each Jujyfruit is this long. So shoving $9

million worth of them up my ass wouldn't be a bonus,

believe me!"

"We're shipping you out C.O.D., kiddo, so good luck!"

"Charlie, I smell toast. Do you smell toast?"

"Someone has sabotaged my escape vehicle.

I must therefore exercise discretion, the

better part of valor, and run away."

"If you have to ask how much I charge for teabagging whilst

wearing this quaint costume, you obviously can't afford it."

Megan Fox

Megan Anti-Fox

"SuperBowl or me, boys! It's your call!"

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #6

Imagine offal with a blue dress on. That would

be Ann Althouse, Professor of Law.

Mayor Who Stole Women’s Underwear Jailed

for Being Irrefragably Ugly

Oxymorons for Our Time #22

Larry King Live

Allegories for Our Time #15

God's Green Earth

Some people speak to the hand. Others, like

Sarah Palin, let the hand speak to them.

World's Worst Yoobs #65

Kate Zernike

The Outer Shelby

The Inner Shelby

World's Worst Yobs #153

Gerard Alexander

Tea Party Organizer: "Obama Is a Committed Negro"

Java Activists Protest at Tea Party Convention

Warm Scuzzies #57

Eric Odom

Goldman Sachs stunned many in the Wall Street community

Friday by awarding chief executive Lloyd Blankfein $9 million

as his year-end bonus, far less than the $100 million many
 were anticipating, and none of it in cash. All of it was
in Jujyfruits.

Dalai Lama Threatens to Invade China,

Precipitates World Crisis

Dana Milbank the McCainiac

Dana Milbank the Ex-McCainiac

Candidate for More 'Muscular' Presidency

Gets Ready to Emerge from Water Closet

Seedy Rahm

Warm Scuzzies #56

Andrew Young

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #5

Imagine tuna fish and toffee ice cream topped with sweet

and sour actinic keratosis sauce. That would be

Alabama's Senator Richard Shelby.

Obama Rips GOP for Being Grumpy Old Party

"Well, I've been sick."

How 'Lizard' Is Spelled in French

Normally he was quite skeptical, but when it came

to John Edwards, he was ready to believe anything.

World's Worst Yobs #152

Guy Benson

New Heinz Dip & Squeeze Tomato Ketchup

Packet Promises to Oust Decades-Old

Consumer Bane

Like the Raging Grannies say, 'CBS

stands for Corporate Bull Shit'.

Can you spot the asshat in this picture?

Who's been noshing the sandwich pie?

Ross Douthat had become well-known by virtue of his

two distinguishing marks: his unweaned beard and

his bottomless superficiality.

Richard the Chickenheart

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #125

Peter Sprigg

You link to bildungblog, bildungblog links

to you. It's reciprocity, and it's that simple.

"This is the way the political wind is blowing

in my world today. If you want to know which

way it will be blowing tomorrow, check with

the National Weather Service."

Jimmy the Pimp Denies He's a Covert Agent for the

CIA or an Operative in the Justice League of America

Being a leader or a follower implied movement.

And that was something Rick Moran's body

steadfastly resisted.

If you are an American and don't have

health insurance, you are here.