Guess who's winning the 'class struggle'.
Saturday, October 02, 2010
Friday, October 01, 2010
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Contrary to what many are now saying, there ARE uses for
the United States Senate. Examples: (1) the Senate works
better than ZEP Professional Lime Scale Remover when
poured down a clogged drain; (2) if accidentally dropped
like toast on your kitchen floor, the Senate will always
land butter side up; (3) if Jack asks to borrow your
crackpot to cook a mess of magic beans, loan him the
Senate, instead; and (4) unlike some U. S. soldiers,
the Senate never kills for sport---just for food.
the United States Senate. Examples: (1) the Senate works
better than ZEP Professional Lime Scale Remover when
poured down a clogged drain; (2) if accidentally dropped
like toast on your kitchen floor, the Senate will always
land butter side up; (3) if Jack asks to borrow your
crackpot to cook a mess of magic beans, loan him the
Senate, instead; and (4) unlike some U. S. soldiers,
the Senate never kills for sport---just for food.
McDonald's has warned federal regulators that it could drop its
health insurance plan for Ronald McDonald unless regulators
waive a new requirement of the U.S. health overhaul. As
expected, Christine O'Donnell has sided with the fast-food
giant, saying, "The next thing you know, Obama will be
trying to ban toys in my Happy Meals!"
expected, Christine O'Donnell has sided with the fast-food
giant, saying, "The next thing you know, Obama will be
trying to ban toys in my Happy Meals!"