"When I got through with Iran, it was

all covered with blood, my blood.”

In the not-too-distant future, if you wish to express your
approval of something, you may be able to say, "I
'Heartmate  II Ventricular Assist Device' it."

'Blog Junkie to Enter Music Rehab at

Bear Creek':  this is the headline for

a story yet to be written, wherein

Fearguth will travel to the Spirit of

the Suwannee Music Park near Live

Oak, Florida, there to undergo

intensive Funk Therapy.  As you

might expect, his blogging-related

program activities will be rather

unpredictable and uneven over

the next week or so. 

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #243

Warren Chisum

Oxymorons for Our Time #71

Lawrence O'Donnell Socialism

"Peggy Noonan told me to shake hands with

the nincompoop.  So here I am!"

"'Let's call it a draw', you say.  Ha!  You've been watching

too much Monty Python!"

Greedheads Galore #4

Trevor Rees-Jones

Warm Scuzzies #120

Cooks Source

I Remember Dubya #43

Naming Sarah Palin made Dubya think less

of John McCain as a man.  How's that for

downing two drones with one bird!

World's Worst Yobs #192

James Delingpole

Chinless Mitch Showing How He Eats a Big Mouth Burger

Minnesota Idiot Seeking GOP Blithering Post

Fearguth's Rules of Order #45

As a general rule, it is considered gauche

to talk 'baby talk' to a Sockeye Salmon.

Mayor McCheese Very Disappointed

San Francisco Has Taken the Happy

Out of Happy Meals

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #86

Donald Douglas, Pam Geller, and Robert Stacy McCain

"Although she doesn't realize it at the moment, Bristol will

forget to vote for Joe Miller on November 2.  Well, that's

just what Dancing with the Stars does to some people!"

It's the time of the season and a sign for every occasion.

These white Bubbas need to savor their triumph in the 2010

elections, because their days of political hegemony in the

United States are numbered, regardless of how many guns

they own.

"Now hear this, now hear this!
ABC News humiliated me! 

ABC News damaged me! 

ABC News damaged my brand!"

The original headline had been, 'Berlusconi Flew Call Girls

 to Pot on Private Jet'.  It was later corrected to read,  

'Berlusconi Flew Pot to Call Girls on Private Jet'. 

"We've come to take our government back and, at the
same time, to tell it to just get out of our way. If this sounds
 incoherent to you, you must not be from Kentucky!"

Napoleon Breitbart, exiled to Digital Elba by ABC News,

has vowed to escape and crush his leftist opponents at

the Second Battle of Waterloo.

I Remember Dubya #42

Although he didn't tell anyone at the time, Dubya was a
'dissenting voice' on going to war with Iraq and thought
about dumping Dick Cheney from the 2004 ticket, running
with Kanye West, instead.

If they had been smarter, Texans wouldn't today be facing a

$25 billion budget shortfall.  Now that they're in the hole,

what are Texans going to do?  They're going to slash

funding for education.  That should make them a whole

lot smarter.

Rude Rhymes #37

Nasty Sty

Evan Bayh

"Best of luck on your book tour, Governor Perry!  It's

definitely the Aggie way to deal with Texas' $25 billion

budget deficit!"

Blue Dog Coalition Cut from 54 to 26 Members,
DC Dog Pound Flooded with Unwanted Animals

"On the one hand, you could say I didn't win.  But, on the

other hand, you could say I lost.  Either way, I'm happy

to say I still have two hands."

She spent $140 million of her own money,

and all she got was a hug. 

"Uh-oh, looks like Rick's cracked the Drug Safe again!"

"Hey, guys, I'm not dead yet!"

There were other winners last night.

"My husband just reminded me that losing

is not nearly as bad as 20 years of

substitute teaching."

Teabagger Strikes Out Looking

"You ain't seen nothin' yet

B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yet

Here's something, here's something that

you're never gonna forget, baby

B-B-B-Baby, you know, you know, you know,

you just ain't seen nothin' yet."



Yes, Mr. Speaker, it's a time for tears.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #85

John Fund, Ken Blackwell, and Dick Armey

"Help, Sarah, I've lost my mojo!"

Political analysts are now saying that Linda McMahon

might have won, had she not removed her mask.

Bloody Bloody Andrew Breitbart

World's Worst Yobs #191

John Nolte

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #39

Zombie Bloodbath 3: Rage of the GOP Undead

They're worse than Al-Qaida,
those Bearded Marxist Clams!

Young Voter Already Bored with 2012 Election

Network Cancels 'G-Men vs. Texas Rangers' After

Only Five Episodes

"We called them 'doodlebugs' as kids, but they are, to be a

bit more scientific, antlion larvae that become lacewings

when they grow up."

"God hates oysters, too.  See Leviticus 11:9-12."

"Hey, buddy, it's Election Day, not Halloween!"

"Same difference!"