Street-Smart Obama Outfoxes GOP Again

Have you noticed how inflatables are becoming more

and more lifelike?  Newt has.

"But, Mommy, I don't WANT to go in the box!"

"They're accusing Julian Assange of 'Sex by Surprise'.

Hell, at my age, that's the only kind I ever get!"

Secretary Gates Saluting Members of the Rainbow Coalition

"It was probably a mistake to call Anita Hill

and it is probably a mistake to admit my

 mistake.  Hey, why do I look so young?

There must be some mistake!"

Oxymorons for Our Time #75

Moral Capitalism

Just in time for Christmas!  These new spectacles

will help you find your Rose-Colored Glasses

when you accidentally mislay them and start
feeling depressed.

Glenn Beck Estimates 10% of Muslims Are Terrorists;

Muslims Estimate 90% of Glenn Beck Is Bullshit

"I'm swimming in the unsafe water

I'm swimming with the sharks

I am the lamb fresh for the slaughter

I am the sacrficial victim

I am the Christ, my hands have the marks."

"If they can shut Julian Assange out of PayPal and freeze
his deposits in a Swiss bank, just think what they could
do to my Christmas Club savings account!"

Sure, it sounds trite to say it, but if you live in
Shitterton long enough, it's home and you can't
imagine living anywhere else.

"If you think this is an exercise in futility, you ought to

see what the United States Senate does!"

"Pardon me, sir, but has this question ever popped into your
head:  'Why are all the powers that be trying to take away
Julian Assange's drum and not mine'?"

'Huckabee Wants Some Respect', the headline reads.

This from a former Southern Baptist preacher, a

former governor of Arkansas, a former Republican

presidential candidate, and a current Fox News

commentator. In point of fact, Rodney Dangerfield made

a much stronger case for getting our respect, but he didn't

get any, either. So, sorry, Mike, that's just the way

life turns out for some comedians:  some get respect,
some don't.

Realizing that he may be 'primaried' as a 'sitting President' in

2012, Barack Obama has decided to avoid all chairs, sofas,

couches, davenports, benches, pews, rockers, and recliners

over the next two years.  He will, however, not avoid harps.

"Hey, kids, what time is it?"

"It's WikiLeaks time!!!"

Russian ‘Sleeper Spy’ Found in British Parliament

World's Worst Yobs #199

Matt Bai

Still have a lot of your Thanksgiving Turkey Cake left over, eh?

Tunku Varadarajan Sez:  "Sarah Palin terrifies those who

don’t think as she does."

General Petraeus says he's not sure of victory in

Afghanistan by 2014. In his words: "I don't think

there are any sure things in this kind of endeavor.

And I wouldn't be honest with you and with the

viewers if I didn't convey that." Although it

gives one a warm feeling to know we have such

an honest man running things in Afghanistan,

General Petraeus wasn't asked if he was sure

of victory by 2114. And that's what we really

want to know, isn't it?

Parents, Except Baby Huey's, Forcing

Chubby Babies to Diet

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #40

Kidnapped 2:  the Adventures of the GOP in 2010

Iran Announces Its First Domestically-Produced Uranium

Yellowcake; Is Iraq Secretly Trying to Buy It?

The Few

The Proud

The Homophobic

Before you can change the way Washington does business,

you first have to know the way Washington does business.

This, apparently, is something Barack Obama doesn't know.

Tunku Varadarjan Sez:  "Sarah Palin is a strong, beautiful,

ungovernable woman who is scaring the pants off a whole

lot of people."

Spider-Man Accused of Smuggling Tarantulas into the U.S.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #93

Dana Loesch and Les Phillip

President Obama Shifts Strategy, Adopts Risky

Hope-a-Dope Fighting Style

Split Lip Rayfield

Split Lip Obama

Warm Scuzzies #124

Library of Congress

World's Worst Yobs #198

Douglas Holtz-Eakin

"That's Sodom.  Gomorrah's over there."

Theodore Bilbo Baggins,

Racist Hobbit

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #78

The National Association of Rural Landowners

Most people get 'Toasted Skin Syndrome' from laptops resting

on their thighs.  Looking at his face makes you wonder where

John Boehner's laptop rests.

Deficit Panel Dreadlocked

Factoid of the Hour #10

One teaspoon of the matter in the neutron star at the

center of the Crab Nebula weighs 500 million tons.

"Before I was born, my right to life was absolute.  After I was

born, my right to life was relative.  Did I do something wrong?"

Governor of Arizona as Seen by

Recipients of Brewercare

NASA Scientists Announce Discovery of
Arsenic-Based Life Form

Nicknamed 'USS John McCain', this feline totally rejects new

research which suggests that dogs are smarter than cats.

Homicide and Suicide in Celebration, Florida, the Town That

Disney Built; "But Still No Bedbugs," Mayor Says

"O why did I say 'chicken crap'? 

I meant to say 'chicken crepe'!"

World's Worst Yobs #197

Jonathan Capehart