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Saturday, December 18, 2010
All that remains for Senator Jim DeMint to complete his
metamorphosis into the Second Coming of Strom Thurmond
is to father a love child on a black handmaiden.
Be patient.
Jim's still young.
If you've been a REALLY bad boy this year, Santa may decide
to pass over
the lump of coal and put Megan Erhardt in your
Christmas
stocking instead.
"Correct me if I'm wrong, Willi, but, if I understand
what you're saying, you wore the beard and the hat
so that moviegoers
couldn't tell the difference
between you, a stunt
muff diver, and, say, John
Wayne or the Cisco Kid."
"That's correct, my disguise was so recondite
movie audiences never could tell the difference."
Woo-Hoo Personals #7
Chicago Bear Desires to Hibernate
This Winter with a
Mama Grizzly
Sunny Days, Dark Knights
After the Afro was anglicized, it very quickly
fell
out of fashion.
"Sorry, kiddos, Bong Shapes are not included!"
Munchkin Denies 'Bogarting' Pizza Burger
Lady Gaga Celebrating the Repeal
of Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Toothless
Smilodon
Reportedly Skulking
Toward La Brea Tar Pits
Don't ask and Joe Manchin won't tell that he
skipped the votes on
DADT today so that he
could
attend a holiday party and join in the
singing of 'Hail
West Virginia!'
"Did someone just say that Halliburton paid the Nigerian
government a $250 million bribe to drop bribery charges
against me?"
"Yes, it was Dr. Zaius, the thinking-man's ape."
"That's one mighty smart monkey!"
Larry King Ends 25-Year Run on CNN,
Begins State of Suspendered Animation
Roofer Madness
Novice Buddhist Passing Martin Milner and George Maharis
Riding
in an Invisible 1960 Powder Blue Corvette on
Route
666 Five Miles South of Nirvana, Arizona
"Help! Help! I'm being tracked by my apps!"
Friday, December 17, 2010
New research from the University of Maryland shows that
Fox News' policy of 'Keep Them Barefoot and Ignorant'
is working.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #251
Humberto Fontova
Mr. Fish Accused of Using 'Enhanced Paronomasia Techniques'
"And that's when I told him that the 'DC Elites' were just a
figment
of his plebeian imagination!"
Looking for a quick and easy way to join The Most Noble
Order of the Garter? Here's how!
"Don't miss out on the rare opportunity to see
these
two
men live on stage. It's an event that makes Wrestlemania
seem like The Marx Brothers'
A Night at the Opera
. You'll
hear from
Bill, you'll
hear from Glenn, and then...they'll take
the
stage
together. What happens then? Heaven only knows,
but
one
thing is for sure—you'll want to see it
with your
very own eyes."
World's Worst Yobs #202
Jordan Sekulow
Charlie Wilson's Gun
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #43
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2: the Refrigeration of the Magi
What was at first thought to be the expression of a guilty
conscience on the President's face has now been explained
as merely the look of a sour stomach resulting from
one-too-many Yuletide
toasts.
Berms, which cost $220 million and captured .02% of the BP
oil spill, are known in Louisiana as 'Sand Jindals'.
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #79
Sweetness & Light
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #125
Said the cyborg, "Humans? Who needs them?"
"Hey, my name's not 'Burberry'!" he shouted.
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #42
The Lamestreaming of Sister Sarah
Name That Thune
Musical Quiz Show Debuts on Radio
Station WKXL in New Hampshire
Dancing with the Unemployed
Becomes the Longest-Running
Reality Show in the History of American Television
Chairman and founder Reid Hoffman is not
so much 'linked in' as he is 'vegged out'.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
If you want to know just how 'hot' Silvio
Berlusconi
is, ask Vladimir Putin.
"As the Sturgeon-General of the United States, it saddens
me to report that a new study shows that people who
make
a habit of wearing
military uniforms have
a
shorter
life
expectancy
than those who don't
."
Walrus Eating Goo Goo G'Joob
"I don't know about you, Spencer, but I need more blood!"
"Great news, my children! The Senate has just passed the
tax cut plan by a wide margin!"
Allegories for Our Time #17
Afghani Licking an American Sucker
Klansman Pays Price for Discriminating Against
Weather
Forecast Made
by Negro Meteorologist
"As far as my pets go," Rupert reflected after
a light lunch,
"Sean Hannity has to be one of
my favorites."
Sean Hannity Sez: "Thank God Rupert
Murdoch
created a job for me!"
Puffington Host
#2
"FILIBUSTER 'FIREWORKS'
Senate Democrats To Make Dramatic Push
For Filibuster Reform"
Pilot (Believed to Be the Last of the Wrong Brothers)
Survives Near Collision with Earth; Plane Doesn't
Radical Logicians Demonstrating Their
Support for
the Law of Identity
American Empire #52
Dictatorship of the Imbeciliat
May his untimely demise be
an admonition
to us all.
Encouraged by the formation of a new political
party for disaffected centrists, moderates, and
independents,
America's apolitical majority has decided to form
a party of its own.
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