Well, this is it.  It's time for Jam Cruise!

If you look closely, you may be able to spot Fearguth on the

pool deck of the MSC Poesia as it plies the waves of the

Caribbean.  If you can't, you'll see him again here on

Bildungblog, January 10, 2011.

Obama Aide Throws Down Gauntlet;  Will the

GOP Pick It Up?

Remodeling of the U. S. House of Representatives---to Be 

Renamed The Rubber Room---Expected to Be Completed

by January 5, 2011

US Aircraft Carrier Enters Lake Texoma as a

Force de Frappe to Counter The Flaming Lips'

Expanding Sphere of Influence

Rude Rhymes #42

Alles Scheisse!

Darrell Issa

Opinions were mixed about the outcome of Governor

Brewer's latest foray into cosmetic surgery.

How You Can Tell When Pork Has Gone Bad

Oxymorons for Our Time #80

Legal Insurrection

Flag Desecration #39

World's Worst Yoobs #85

Penny Nance

State Representative Bobby Franklin (R-GA)

Taking It to the Streets

At last, the Great War on Terror had been won.

If all good things must come to an end, why not all bad things?

"My wife warned me to not even think about canceling our trip

 to DisneyWorld. Those of you who have met Mary Pat will

understand why I always heed her warnings."

If New Jersey could do without Governor Christie during a

blizzard, why would it need him after the snow melts?

Why does the United States have a 'Midwest'

but not a 'Mideast'?

Crossover Built on a Cow Platform with

Features of a Traditional Panda

North Korea's Holiday Message warned of a 'Nucrear

Horocaust', but no one could figure out what that meant

until it was too late.

Joe Miller Concedes in Alaskan Senate Race, Departs for
DisneyLand, Vows to Continue Fighting for Tea Party Values
Alongside the Mad Hatter in Fantasy World

It's really not accurate to say that

Michele Bachmann is 'unhinged'.

Why?  Because she was never

hinged in the first place.

There's only one weapon that will not fail in your

hunt for the Chihuahuan Desert Frog, and that's

the Pentagon's latest weapon,

the Smart Camo Grenade Launcher.

Reasons Not to Go on a Blind Date #2

Your date's idea of a good time may be to immortalize

you as a piece of Red Chinese portable sculpture.

Republican Rules of Thumb #1

Hands Out Good, Handouts Bad

Woo-Hoo Personals #8

Robotic Fish Looking to Hook Up with

Cyborg Equipped with Pocket Fisherman

On the day after the last person who had ever played Donkey

Kong died, no one, except the author, understood the title

of his book.  As a result, his book sales plummeted and he

was reduced to blogging for free and posing for pictures

with plain women, obscure rightists, and bottles of beer. 

Such were the risks of bad puns and historical allusions.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #97

Iris Somberg, Robert Stacy McCain, and Laura Lieberman

Does anybody know why Carly Fiorina, Linda McMahon, and

Meg Whitman didn't make the cut for the

2011 Great American Conservative Women Calendar?  Bay

Buchanan made it, even though she'll turn 63 this year.  And

so did Michelle Duggar, mother of 19, and Clare Booth Luce, 

dead since 1987.

The good news is that Andrew Cuomo has been

inaugurated as the Governor of New York and

Carl Paladino wasn't.  For the moment, at least,

there is no bad news. 

Unfortunately, his ring finger was longer than his index finger,

so he died from prostate cancer at a relatively young age.

Like President Karzai, the old man longed to

return to the Golden Age of Bush.

Face it, Baby Boomers,

getting old isn't pretty!

Would it be wrong to wish that 2011 will

be an even more disastrous year for

Andrew Breitbart's 'brand' than

2010 was?

He made millions playing silly games with other people's

money.  No wonder Jamie Dimon was smiling.

"We'll get started as soon as Jesus brings the pork chops."

"Maybe if Noah called it 'Jam Cruise',

he could drum up more business."

"Little one, do you know something about the second  

decade of the 21st century the rest of us don't?"

"Dr. Krauthammer, you say Obama's move to the center is

just a ploy to make you look stark, staring mad. Well, if I

may say so, he has more than succeeded!"

German-Only Movement Succeeds in Removing

English Phrases from Signs

"You look bored.  Might I interest you in speculation about

the next 5 Apple gadgets?"

New Year's Day Said to Be Looking Forward

to 11.1.11 and 11.11.11