The Unexpurgated Bible #46

"And it came to pass, as he went on and on and on,

Beck Del Oro and all his chalkboards went up by a

whirlwind into Rupert Murdoch's nether bifurcation."

Tripp Palin Memoir in the Works, Sources Say

"Hell, no, I didn't make the list of the Top 60

Charitable Donors for 2010!  Who do you

think I am---a subversive like George Soros?"

Frank Nitti, the Enforcer

Darrell Issa, the Unenforcer

Musically-Impaired Sexagenarian Calls for 'Total Destruction

of Social Security', Alienates 95% of His Surviving Fanbase

"Ewww, drink to me only with thine eyes!"

Not Seeing Fitness Results?  Here's Why.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #269

Wendy Warburton

Early on Reagan 100 Day,

Bristol was wearing the

red-topped cowboy boots.

Later that day, Bristol had to surrender

them to her mother,

so that Sarah could go horseback riding,

Reagan-style.

Oxymorons for Our Time #85

Christian Corporation

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #88

Confront the Left

Fox News Sunday Chooses Not to Cover Actual News,

Joins the Other Six Days of the Week

"Wouldn't you agree, Mr. Jones, that Christina Aguilera's

rendition of our national anthem pretty much symbolized

your production of Super Bowl XLV?"

"I take my first political breath every morning with one

thought in mind -- repeal Obamacare. That's my moti-

vation in life. Then those nice people in white suits come

in and give me some more of those little blue pills."

Warm Scuzzies #140

Frank Wisner

Dan Snyder Sues Washington City Paper

for Amateurish Photoshopping

Warm Scuzzies #139

David Stern

Having been asked by Rachel Maddow if 'Magnetorheological

 Dampers' were the key to his success at Fox News, Roger Ailes

 began to feel he was being slowly devoured by the Sarlacc 

that inhabits the Great Pit of Carkoon.

Colorful Protester Decries How Iran Has Surpassed the

United States in the Number of Executions Per Month

In light of John Boehner's alleged extra-marital affairs,

what Dick Armey said of him recently makes a whole

lot more sense:  "John Boehner is the kind of guy who

doesn’t get all excited on the up-end and doesn’t get

all distraught on the down-end.”

"Am I consternated?  You betcha!"

Nation Celebrates 100th Birthday of

'America's Lifeguard' 

WANTED:  Bilingual Journalists, Fluent

in English and Palinese

The Conservative 'Line' on Egypt

Warm Scuzzies #138

Robert Silberman

If Lloyd Marcus Were a Cookie

"OK, after we finish constructing this catapult, we'll build the

Trojan Camel next."

The federal government is telling the light bulb industry their

products need to be more efficient. But, alas, some dim bulbs,

like Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI), simply aren't capable

of increased efficiency.

Vatican Says Pope Benedict Can't Donate His Wurlitzer

"I'm not a lycanthrope, but I am a Rabid Wolf Spider."

"We're not all Egyptians.  Some

of us are lycanthropes."

World's Worst Jobs #117

Egyptian Vice-President's Bodyguard

National Enquirer Probes John Boehner's Adulterous Boners

Bristol Palin Debuts New Spring Line of Bazookas for Boys

Bobby Franklin, leader of Georgia's notorious 'Honky

Gangstas', has introduced legislation to repeal all laws

he doesn't like, which is pretty much the same as all laws.

Reagan Hologram Jumps into 2012 Presidential Race

King James I Commends Fox News for 

Preferring His 'Authorized' Version of

the Bible over the 'Heretical' NIV

Used by Barack Obama

Deadhead

Spreadhead

Breadhead

Justice Thomas’s Wife Ginni Now Either a Lobby Hobbyist

or a Hobby Lobbyist

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #268

Bob Vander Plaats

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #87

Grasstops USA

Beck's Third Law of Teevee

For every drop in ratings, there is an equal

 and opposite increase in the Crazy.

Need a title to make you feel more significant? How about

'White House Correspondent for Bildungblog'?

When he heard John Boehner described as

'ruggedly handsome', he wept.

Sarah Palin Trademarks Name, Introduces

 New Line of North Country Foods