Bildungblog
Saturday, June 11, 2011
After the notorious Weiner affair, Nancy and Harry
would
never
again
be able to eat a hot dog without,
at least, looking sad
.
J. Neil Schulman Hits the Lecture Circuit
on Behalf of 'Extreme Couponing'
Buckethead Show in Zhangjiajie City, Hunan Province, China
Big Hit with Young and Old
New Poll Shows Censored Pictures of
Genital
Herpes More Popular Than Politicians
You've been warned!
George Will Claims 'Bubble Gum Conspiracy'
Responsible for
A
rrière-Garde
Assault
on
His Jos. A. Bank
Canary-Yellow
Trousers
Generally speaking, being obese is not good. But, it's OK
if you're a Republican---and especially if your name has
'Christ' in it twice.
Banksters who head companies that
are
making money right now aren't sweating.
But Brian Moynihan, CEO of
Bank of
America, is.
Asked if she had stalactites growing in her womb,
Ann Coulter answered, "No, you demonic faggot,
it's
stalagmites
!"
When God tired of trying to figure out who to back in
the
GOP
presidential primary, He decided to take a nap.
30-Minute Brawl Breaks Out at 30 Thousand
Feet;
12 of
Bildungblog
's 'World's Worst
Yobs'
Involved in
Vicious Fight
Friday, June 10, 2011
“There are foul people out there who do horrible things.
It’s unfortunate some people thought it would be a big joke
to make fun of my name. That comes with the territory.”
Chuck Todd thinks there are 'Five Reasons to Take
Bachmann
Seriously'. Which is reason enough to NOT
take
Chuck Todd seriously.
The thrill of Governor Perry's call for a national day of fasting
and prayer was written all over their faces.
Whistleblower Thomas Drake Gets Misdemeanor
Plea Deal in NSA Case, Obama Administration
Gets Cream Pie in the Mush
Callista knew that look well. It was going to be whips and
chains
again tonight.
Thursday, June 09, 2011
And then the day came when his Caps Lock key
broke. Imagine the rage!
"I wanted to be a billionaire, but I had to
settle for being a Child of God. Amen."
Before you scoff at the possibility
of
President Ronald Ernest Paul, don't
forget that Chester Alan Arthur was
President of the United States from
1881 to 1885.
"You know, Roger, if my hairline is retreating, your hairline
has apparently suffered a complete rout."
Rat Spotted Abandoning
USS Newt Gingrich
Ukrainian Paratrooper Eats Kermit the Frog Live As He's
Singing "It's Not Easy Bein' Green"
Man Refuses to Go Out Into Crazy World
Without His Straitjacket
Coat of Arms for the House of Weiner
If you hang around Washington long enough,
you begin to look like Leon Panetta.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #305
Joe Heck
Paul Broun, a government employee who makes $174,000
a
year as a member of the U. S. House of Representatives,
says government employees need to go find 'real jobs'.
OK,
but you go first, Congressman!
RNC Wanker Pounds Weiner
Heavy Metal Soothes Sharks
World's Worst Yoobs #98
Andrea Peyser
Wednesday, June 08, 2011
David and Julia Koch Putting Their Best Face on a
Very Embarrassing Situation
"Uh, Congressman Ryan, you've
leaned so far to the right you're
confusing the
camera."
"Oh, dear," says Mrs. Pickle, "Herman
Cain would have refused to sign the
Civil Rights Act of 1964 because it
was more than three pages long."
"What's that?"
"That's Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin
mud wrestling for the Presidency."
"I pity the poor mud!"
Tuesday, June 07, 2011
Obama for President, Palin for Sturgis Biker Chick
Having exited the world of Wakarusa and re-entered
the
world of politics, Fearguth was reminded once again
of
the difference between the Sublime and the Ridiculous.
"Where are you headed today, Ms. Palin?"
"There you go again, asking me one of
those 'Gotcha' questions!"
"I
warned
you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you
knew
,
didn't you?
Oh, it's just a harmless little
weiner
, isn't it?"
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