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Thursday, June 30, 2011
Who would drive 1,100 miles---
from
Texas to Michigan---
to be a part
of
the
Electric Forest Music Festival
?
Fearguth, that's who. Offline he
will be until July 4.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Gaffer (Male)
Gaffer (Female)
Pope Benedict Tweets for the First Time,
Says,
"
I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat!
"
"Michele's Magical History Tour is coming to take you away,
Coming to take you away.
Michele's Magical History Tour is dying to take you away,
Dying to take you away, take you away."
Joe Stagni, Louisiana Republican, Does His
Headless Chris Lee Impression
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #311
Ron Johnson
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Is Mark McKinnon crazy to think you are crazy if you
think Michele
Bachmann is crazy? Yup.
Adventures in Lexicology #5
Asheenist (a-sheen´-ist),
n
.
A goddess who no longer
believes in Charlie Sheen. [Natalie Kenley is now
an
asheenist
.]
Scientists Develop Wireless Mind
Control Device; "If You're Paranoid
Now, Just Wait!" Critics Say
Governor Perry Applauds Himself for Leading Texas to
Whatever Lies Beneath the Bottom of Health Care
Monday, June 27, 2011
Oxymorons for Our Time #102
Servant Leader
Ohio Woman Sprays WATB Deputies with Breast Milk
North Carolina Prosecutor Eric Bellas Arrested for BUI
(Bicycling Under the Influence)
"I'm huggable and lovable.
I am not abrasive at all.
I also weigh 150 lbs."
Worried that a 95-year-old leukemia patient in a wheelchair
wearing an
adult diaper might turn out to be a jihadist who
wants to blow up your plane? Well, never fear, the TSA is
on
the case, 'acting professionally and according to proper
procedure'.
Kathryn Jean Lopez has nothing to fear from same-sex
marriage. In fact, she has nothing to fear from marriage
of any kind.
While receiving messages from God, Michele
Bachmann's
hands function as antennae.
Port-a-Perv Luke Chrisco Sez: "Where there is muck,
there is gold and goddesses."
Sunday, June 26, 2011
In an effort to reduce its $20.2 billion annual expenditure for air
conditioning, the U. S. military has decided to move the Iraq
and
Afghanistan wars further north, to just south of the
Arctic Circle.
Michele Bachmann Boasts of Having a 'Titanium Spine',
Just Like a Skynet Robot
NASCOURT
According to the
Urban Dictionary
, 'Pross' is a verb defined
as "an act similar to stalking in a way that you sneak up
behind
another person and breathe on them." Here we
see Wisconsin's most notorious 'Prosser'.
Millions of dollars of crops are rotting in the fields, thanks
to
Georgia's 'Raw Deal'.
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