Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #313

Tim Scott

Blond Harpy to Host New HLN Show,

'The Devil Is Dancing Tonight'

"Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes

They don't tell the truth

Smiling faces, smiling faces

Tell lies."

Warm Scuzzies #195

Robert Mecklenborg

In football, this is known as the 'Single Wingnut Formation'.

President Obama Sez:  "I Misunderestimated the

Magnitude of the Recession"

CNN Cancels Eliot Spitzer's Show, Sends Him to

Bed without Supper

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #312

Michael Graham

Rare Zebra/Donkey Hybrid Suffering from Identity Crisis;

"Am I a Donkra, a Zonkey, a Zebrass, a Zedonk, or

Something Else Entirely, Like a Teabagger?" It Wonders

Oxymorons for Our Time #103

Liberal, Kansas

Joe Biden Gets Hammered with Teamster Boss,

Makes Twitter Debut

Undead Ann Coulter Rips Dead 'Anorexic, Bulimic

Narcissist and Nitwit Hussy', Princess Di

Our ancestors would have said,

"Michele Bachmann is 'Bat

Guano Crazy'."

We say, "Michele Bachman is

'Batshit Crazy'."

Saves two syllables. 

That's progress.

Top Cain Staffers Jump Ship of Fools

Fearguth Sees 28 Great Shows in Four Days; Sure Beats Eating

62 Hot Dogs in 10 Minutes