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Saturday, April 14, 2012
“I despise you people, and I’m not the guy you come
in
and dump on without getting punched in the mouth.”
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #142
John Hawkins and Dick Armey
Friday, April 13, 2012
Rush Limbaugh, who is 61, says, "If I had a daughter,
she would look like Ann Romney" (who is 63).
How
exactly would that work?
Q:
"What's the difference between a Welfare Queen and
Ann Romney?"
A:
"A Welfare Queen has only one Cadillac."
How can you tell the difference between a
Mormon Baptismal Font and a Jacuzzi?
"A Gingrich presidency will submit to the
United Nations
a treaty that extends the right to bear arms
as a human
right for every person on the planet because every
person on the planet deserves the right to defend
themselves from everyone else bearing arms."
"I would shake hands with you, but we're in Tennessee
and
handshakes are considered a 'gateway sexual activity'."
Mitt Romney Gets Ready to Court the NRA
"Yes, Roger, I'm aware of the War on
Caterpillars, but, sorry, only good
caterpillars
get to become butterflies."
"Why is Joe Lieberman all diked out?"
"Didn't you hear? Joe Klein has just been
named 3rd Runner-Up for 'Wanker of the
Decade'!"
U. S. Cuts Food Aid to North Korea, Hits Kim Jong-Un
Square in the Breadbasket
Ralph Shortey Sez: "I'm in oil and gas. I was out on a lease
at one time
and
I got attacked by a turkey.
Wait until you
get
attacked
by a turkey. You will know the fear
that
a
turkey can
invoke in a person. And so I beat it
with a
club. That
was all I could do.
I wish
that
I had a gun
with me.”
Even anagrams of 'Reince Priebus' are funny. How about
'Curb Eerie Spin'? Or 'Epic Rube Risen'?
When she began to light one cigarette off another,
it was looking more and more like she had
developed a bad habit.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #8
Jim Goad
Sign of the Times #25
Paul Ryan Conclave of the Sacred Heart
Backslappers with Dirty Faces #4
William Howell
What a Way to Start the Day!
Thursday, April 12, 2012
I Remember Dubya #54
"You know, I love to mountain bike ride. What I don't
like to do is be beaten on a mountain bike ride by
a one-legged veteran, but it's likely to happen."
"Kate Winslet's Titanic Breasts Censored in China"
It is untrue that Ann Romney has never
worked outside the home. When she first
met Mitt, Ann was working as a docent in
Dracula's Castle.
Axl Rose Declines Induction into
Fearguth's
Hall of Wackos
Ever wonder what a Card-Carrying
Marxist-Lennonist looks like?
What to Wear When You Go to
Burger King for a Bacon Sundae
Guess who's not smiling today.
Mark Halperin seemed to be unaware that he had been
named the 4th Runner-Up for 'Wanker of the Decade'.
Our Motto: "The NRA Is for Pussies!"
Hindenburg
Crashes Again, This Time
in New York During Bruce Springsteen
Concert
Sign of the Times #24
First They Came for Lugar
White Tail-Gunner
Black Tail-Gunner
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Tennessee Opens Door to Cremationism in Schools
Fox News needs your help in deciding who won the
Lincoln-Douglass Debates of 1858.
Inspired by endorsements from Sarah Palin and Herman
Cain,
and in an attempt to further bolster his vice-presidential
credibility, Representative Allen West (R-FL) said today
he's
heard that as many as 80 Democrats in the House of
Representatives are members of the Communist Party.
Chimp Unconcerned That Smoking Menthol Cigarettes
Doubles the Risk of Stroke
Lard-Ass Says Americans Turning into
Couch Potatoes
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
"I love you, too, Mom, but there comes a
time
when we younger koalas
need more
breathing
space."
Teen Pregnancies Highest in States with Abstinence-Only
Policies;
Other States Expected to Fall in Line,
Finally
Acknowledging
These Policies Really Work
"So what if you're a homo, Elton!
All
that matters is you're a rich homo!"
Arizona Legislature Trying to Determine Whether
the Mother of God's
Immaculate Conception
Occurred
After
the First Day of
the Last
Menstrual Period
of Anne, Her Mother, or
Two Weeks
Before
Joachim, Her Father,
Shot
His Wad in Vain
The only problem with the Falcon Waterfree Urinal was
that it bore a strong resemblance to Rush Limbaugh.
'Bush Tax Cuts' Renamed, Will Now Be Called
'Reagan Memorial Tax Cuts'
The sudden and precipitous decline in sweater vest
sales
caught
Rick Santorum completely off guard.
Spring had
come early
that year because of the
Global Warming
Hoax.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #380
Joe Horn
The Good News
Chris Wallace is 64.
The Bad News
If he lives as long as his father,
he might
still
be
shoveling bullshit for
Fox News
in 2040.
"Remember Chris Lee?"
"No, 'fraid not."
"Well, it's probably because you never saw
him with all his clothes on."
No matter how hard the Jersey Samson pushed,
the Walls of Dagon
would not fall down.
This is NOT a caricature of Chris Christie.
All the other pictures you've seen of the
New Jersey governor ARE caricatures.
"Yes, I realize Sheriff Babeu is tailgating me,
but he means no harm."
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