Bildungblog
Saturday, April 28, 2012
Don Surber finally hangs up his blogging
cleats
and shuffles
off to the Don
Blanken-
ship
Memorial Old Folks' Home.
"If Mitt Romney had been elected in 2008,
I'd still be alive. And I gotta tell you,
watching Obama spike the ball really
hurts my post-mortem feelings!"
It had taken Jesus only three days to
arise from the grave. For Breitbart,
it has taken 69 days---and counting.
According to a new rule, anytime a Secret Service
agent goes on a date with the President, there must
be
at least one chaperone present at all times.
What James Madison Had in Mind When
He Wrote the Second Amendment
Little Known Fact #29
One of Tucker Carlson's middle names is
Swanson.
Yes,
that
Swanson.
Misanthropes hate people. Misanthropists do them one
better:
they also hate misanthropes.
The news of Ayn Rand's 'atheism' had left Congressman
Ryan shaken, but not stirred.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #10
Delmon Young
Uh-oh. Looks like Governor LePage is full again.
Get ready for more bullshit.
Brooklyn School Bans Hugs;
Cookies Still OK
It was bound to happen: Callista has dumped Newt for her
doppelgänger
.
Warm Scuzzies #288
John Kuzmich
Friday, April 27, 2012
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #383
Steve Cookson
"I promise you, the President has a big stick. I promise you.”
Batcat
"Sustainable farming is not a myth."
"You don't say!"
"Yep! Pass the word."
"That darn Fourth Amendment! It's getting in the way
of my scheme to expand Florida's drug-testing industry."
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Former disciples of Ayn Rand wear penitential hoods to
keep their identities secret. But a reliable source
tells us the guy in the upper-right-hand corner of this
photograph is Congressman Paul Ryan.
White House Gives Terminator OK to
Assassinate
Sarah Connor at Will
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #121
Save White People
If the Sign of Truth had been a snake, it would have
bitten Representative Todd Akin (R-MO).
When he ran for President in 2012, Mr.
Potato Head
put on a
different face to
suit every
voter.
When
The Matrix
series ended, Agents of the System
went to work for the United States Secret Service.
"I'm suffering from 'Food Insecurity', Seymour.
In other words,
FEED ME!!!"
When Rip Van Newticle awoke, the
Republican
primaries were over and
he was
$4.3 million in debt.
Testicle Face I
Testicle Face II
Steve Doocy Demonstrating His 'Paraphrase' of
Standard Teabagging Technique
Warm Scuzzies #287
Spirit Airlines
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Is Mitt comfortable that Jimmy Carter would be
comfortable with a Romney presidency?
Burger King Breakfast Club, 2017
Will Marco Rubio be this election's Sarah Palin?
New Study: "64% of Tweets Are Totally Boring
and the Other 36% Are Completely Unnecessary"
Rick Santorum was on the verge of
endorsing Mitt Romney, but he
suddenly had to pinch one off and
lost his train of thought.
Karl Rove Doing His
Mallard Fillmore
Impression
Environmentalists Fear New Biotech Corn
Senator Grassley Sez: "Those Colombian prostitutes
could have been a sleeper cell of spies left over from
the Soviet Union."
Secret Service Secret
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Warm Scuzzies #286
Accretive Health
The Defense Industry is shifting campaign dollars,
which originated as taxpayer dollars, to Republicans.
In other words, if you are a Democrat, you are being
taxed to support Republican political campaigns.
She said she liked to wear the Confederate battle flag
because the
diagonal stripes made her ass look like
the
CSS Chattahoochee
.
Steve Doocy has a new book.
The Politico
Illustrated #25
'Senate Dems carry Obama's water'
Hugo Chavez Sez: "I'm not dead. I'm getting better.
I feel happy, I feel happy!"
The
House
That Insomnia Built
Monday, April 23, 2012
Remember Matt Drudge? He wore interesting
hats, but he wasn't big-boned.
"If you think my eyes look deadly, you should see my
entire face. I'm a disciple of Medusa."
Mike Tindall isn't as dumb as he
looks. He now enjoys 'Royal
Nookie'. You probably don't.
Not many people
do.
Does anyone know who stole this mink's coat?
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