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Saturday, June 09, 2012
Mortified Breitbart on Wheat Toast
In terms of the individual, having an inordinately
high opinion of oneself is called 'Egotism'. In
terms of
a nation, it's called 'Chauvinism'. Here
in the
USA, people like Mitt Romney prefer to
call it 'American Exceptionalism'.
Breaking News Mashups #3
'Holder Appoints Two Attorneys to
Investigate
Sardines, Swallowed Live'
Puffington Host
#3
Now with 25% More Sideboob Photography!
"So what if my approval rating has fallen to 31%. What
ultimately matters in politics is who has the power. And
right now, I've got it."
Julia Roberts Does Her 'Two-Face' Impression
It looks like Rick Santorum is taking the next step
toward some good, old-fashioned religious, ethnic,
racial, and gender cleansing. Remember Bosnia?
Warm Scuzzies #300
Creflo Dollar, Jr.
Friday, June 08, 2012
"What's that?"
"It's North Carolina State Senators debating a sea-level
rise bill that doesn't take global warming into account."
Civilization is a verb, Goldberg is an interjection.
Breaking News Mashups #2
'Huge Algae Blooms Found Under Lauryn Hill'
Warm Scuzzies #299
Brian Presley
Thursday, June 07, 2012
Democracy? What an antiquated idea!
We moderns now live in a Dollarocracy.
M
ay the
richest man win!
"I'll give you $10 for it and throw in a vegetarian corn dog
to boot!"
"My hat's not for sale, Governor Perry. I just want
you to autograph it. Besides, I'm not a vegetarian."
Jabberwonky #1
Matt Yglesias Asks: "
Could Obama Have Gotten More
Stimulus by Abandoning Health Reform?"
"Another victim of Glock Perfection?"
"Yessir, 'fraid so."
"Oh, hell yes, Michelle! Most people don't have any idea
how much fun it is being completely ridiculous."
Although just a child, she was already beginning to
under-
stand the meaning of the American Dream: she was
one
of the lucky girls whose parents could afford to own
both
an
iron
and
an ironing board.
When he heard that he was the most unpopular living
President,
George Bush wished that Richard Nixon had
lived to be 99.
Latest Poll Shows 'Woofus Liberty' Running
Neck and Neck in Popularity with
'Religious Liberty'
"Next up in The Velveeta Room is one of the cheesiest
comics to come along since
Mallard Fillmore
."
Breaking News Mashups #1
'Nuke Sub's $400M Fire Blamed on Unimaginative
eHarmony Passwords'
"Would whoever left Representative Issa's head at
the
podium please put it back in the veggie bin where it belongs?"
The incidence of face-eating just goes to show
what extreme lengths one has to go to these
days to become a celebrity.
Cash-Strapped Romney Campaign
Can't Afford Spell Checker
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #132
Outcome of Kreep/Peed Contest Keeping
San Diegans
on Tenterhooks
Warm Scuzzies #298
Raul Rodriguez
Oxymorons for Our Time #129
Economic Recovery
"I didn't realize you smoked."
"Only after sex."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #392
Stephanie Gray
Wednesday, June 06, 2012
Iowa Man Keeps 100,000-Year-Old Mammoth Bone
as Chew Toy for His Pet Sabre-Tooth Tiger
"Nasdaq is offering $40 million in cash and rebates to its clients
to make up for the glitches during the Farcebook IPO."
"What's wrong with him?"
"He's Going Gout."
This is NOT one of the '100 Hottest Sideboob
Photos
of All Time'. Sorry!
Koch Trounces Barrett in Wisconsin Recall Election
"Quite frankly, Wisconsin is my kind of state."
Louisiana Pachyderms Going After It Trunks and Tusks
Tuesday, June 05, 2012
Al-Qaida's No. 2 Killed by a Drone for the Sixth Time
New, Improved GOP Mascot
A Sister's Love Is Heaven Sent
There's a reason people call him 'Brian Darling', instead
of 'Brain Darling'.
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #131
Widespread Panic
Widespread Picnic
Recently-Declassified Photograph #29
The Unexpurgated Version of Dubya's
Official White House Portrait
Anders Behring Breitbart, Knight-Errant
Monday, June 04, 2012
If given the choice, always order your
Friedrich Von Hayek
sunny side up.
Is he ... or isn't he? Only his psychiatrist knows for sure.
The Max Stirner Memorial Cross-Country Ski Marathon
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