Mugly Wins World's Worst Canine Combover Contest
Saturday, June 23, 2012
Friday, June 22, 2012
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Ken Bennett, Arizona's Secretary of State, now believes
that Barack Obama was indeed born in Hawaii but that the
future president later fraudulently claimed he was born in
Kenya so that he could get into college. Since his college
days, Bennett further believes, Obama has spent millions
of dollars trying to hide this fact. More and more, it is
becoming clear that Mr. Bennett was shaken as an
infant and baked as as adult.
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Monday, June 18, 2012
Rumor has it that when he passes on, Thomas Friedman
will have made arrangements with Virtual Eternity to create
an avatar that will look like him, talk like him on TV, and
write op-ed pieces like him for the New York Times for
an infinite number of Friedman Units.