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Saturday, July 07, 2012
Texas has the worst health care system in the U. S.
and the gubernatorial equivalent of prostate cancer.
Blind Date, Phase II: The Blind Wedding
Kim Jong-Un Gets New Theme Song,
'Bass Rape My Face'
World's Worst Yobs #256
Bob Beckel
"Wear blue, kid, blue! I HATE green!"
Escherhead
Jonathan Krohn now says Michele Bachmann has cooties.
Lemon. Wet. Good.
Romney. Klutz. Bad
.
Governor Christie Loses His Temper (Again) and
Doesn't Know Where to Find It
The Unexpurgated Bible #78
And going a little farther Jesus fell on his face and
prayed,
saying, “My Father, if it be possible,
let
this Cupp
pass from me
."
"I'm beginning to wonder if it would have been best
had the South won the Civil War, because, quite
honestly, I'd like to own some slaves."
“Like Judge Posner, we've become less conservative since
the Republican Party started becoming goofy.”
Friday, July 06, 2012
The Zen of Venn
Weighed down by a totality of calumnies, indignities and
deceits,
Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI) has struck another
match and
abruptly resigned his seat in the U. S. House
of Representatives. Lordamercy!
Mind your Ps and Qs or Judge Michael
Nettles will sentence you to do a report
on the Book of Job.
Roger Ailes doesn't like Mitt Romney because he's
"too soft." Sounds a bit hypocritical from a guy who
looks about
as muscular as a beanbag or a lovesac.
That's two down, two to go.
Thursday, July 05, 2012
"This presidential election," the donkey said,
"is making
me tired."
"I disagree," the elephant said, "this presidential
election is making me grumpy."
It's really hard to imagine anyone who would vote for a
total creep like Joe Walsh. But people do. They're called
'Republicans'.
We all pursue happiness.
Some finally catch it.
What if Mitch McConnell really 'represents' the people of
Kentucky? This would have to mean that many of the
ugly Martians
in
Mars Attacks!
survived and put down
roots in the
Bluegrass State.
Ann and Mitt Romney After Being 'Offshored' by Barack
Obama in the
November Presidential Election
"Could it be," he wondered, "that I'm the only guy on the
planet who realizes that 'NO INS & OUTS' would mean
no more
human race?"
Pessimist
Optimist
Barclays, Home of the Latest Musical Rage:
Bankster Funk!
Jehovah Reportedly Growing Impatient with Modern-Day
Noahs
Who Blame Delay in Building Ark Encounter on
Poor Economy
Like the Common Loon, Michael Phelps looks much
better in the water.
"We understand, sir, that you're on Mitt
Romney's VP shortlist."
Alabama Pastor to Lead Sacred Ceremony to
Commemorate the Day When the Romans
Burned
Jesus on the Cross
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #398
Krayton Kerns
"When our boathouse on Lake Winnepesaukee costs
$640,000,
three times the median selling price for a home
in the Northeast,
it's easy
to understand why President
Obama
wants to kill my husband."
For the longest time, people believed John
Boehner
was Al Capone's 'love child'.
When Scott Brown was young,
he didn't just brag about
hanging with royalty:
he WAS royalty.
Even as a teenager, Joe Walsh
was mean to amputees.
Even in the days of black and white, it was easy to
spot
Rick Santorum:
he was the one wearing jackass slacks.
Although the Left doesn't have the equivalent of Allen
West at the moment, it once did.
When he first heard of the lifeguard fired for
saving
a
drowning man,
Mitt Romney said the life
guard
was
'sacked',
not 'fired', and that the man
was
'shipping
water',
not
'drowning'.
This Diamond was not forever.
Wednesday, July 04, 2012
The Romney-Fehrnstrom Particle is a result of the
high-speed collision of 'It's a Penalty' and 'It's a Tax'.
Voluntary breathalyzer testing makes about as much sense
in France as Mitt Romney's proposal of self-deportation
does in the United States.
Cain TV Not Able; 'Yes, Herman, We Think You're Stupid!'
Jemima Puddleduck Disses the Duchess of Cornwall Without
So
Much as a By Your Leave
Investigation Threatens to Reveal Sarko Not a Real Giant
Tuesday, July 03, 2012
Taco Bell to Punish Bethel, Alaska
with Free Tacos for Entire Town
Monday, July 02, 2012
If broccoli had its way, it would not only
be the most loathed vegetable in the
United
States. It would not be eaten
at all by anybody---ever!
Colorado Wildfires Caused by Climate Change Hoax of
Inhofean Proportions
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