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Saturday, February 09, 2013
"I sure hope you're not going to make some sophomoric
wisecrack about Condi Rice smacking a spectator in the
head with one of her balls."
"Certainly not!"
"Why is our President wearing the funny suit?"
"He is offering further proof that John
McCain
is a racist."
"Me, a hothead? Not on your life!"
The urban battlefield was littered with the spent rounds
of
violent video games.
"Chief, we coulda swore it was Bonnie and Clyde!"
Dubya's
Narcissus Is Not an Expert on Showerheads,
but
He Stayed at a Holiday Inn Express Last Night
Oxymorons for Our Time #148
Pure Politics
"Ya know, Iggy, I think we've been poodle-ized."
"I think you're right, Bowie."
Rand Paul to Give SOTU
'Tea
Party' Reply, Loudly at First in
a High Register and Then
a Little Less Loudly in a
Low Register
Dubya's
The Bather
Alessandra Mussolini Waving 'Hi!'
to Silvio Berlusconi
Friday, February 08, 2013
As had been prophesied, the Republican
Savior arose
from the tomb.
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #139
George Bush and His Inner Frenchman
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #468
Kevin Swanson
Thursday, February 07, 2013
John Goedde (R-ID) wants high school seniors in
his state to pass a test based on their reading of
Atlas Shrugged
. What would constitute a correct
answer on such a test hasn't yet been determined.
But it doesn't matter so long as they to grow up
to be Republicans.
"Is waterboarding torture? Compared to watching
me
testify before the Senate Committee on Intelligence,
it isn't!"
It's either good news or bad news, depending
on your phylum.
Old Man Dreaming of Dental Prophylaxis
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #138
Let's assume that the Second Amendment to the Constitution
of the United States forbids the national government from
infringing on your right to keep and bear arms. So, OK,
you
have the right: does this mean that you either
(1)
must
or (2)
should
exercise it?
Can you imagine anyone who would require
people like Jared
Loughner,
James Holmes,
or Adam Lanza to undergo
background
checks?
"And who forgot to put a zipper in the world's largest
pair of jeans? Not me!"
Still Life with the Arnolfini Wedding, Wooden Shoes,
a Small
Furry Dog,
and the Head of Jared Loughner Rendered
Phrenologically
Some people never learn the difference
between talent and genius.
Vlad the Inhaler Says He Doesn't
Recall
Ever
Campaigning Against
the
Ottoman Empire; But He Might
Have; He Just Can't Remember
"My book on the financial crisis of 2008 will be this
thick and only I and my editor will ever read it from
cover to cover."
For some reason, the Three Stogies never made it
big in Hollywood.
The Legacy of
Rocky & Bullwinkle & Friends
Lives On
Iam Nottahack, Governor Chris Christie's Physician,
Assures
Him That Each
Pound above 250 He Gains
Will
Extend
His Life by
Five Years
Rare Chameleon Species Eats Only Shrooms
Inspiration for Department of Justice Drone
Memo Found in Script of
South Park
'Volcano' Episode
After Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI) walked off the
public stage, Shadrack McGill (R-AL) assumed
his role as the Republican lawmaker with the
most inherently ludicrous name east of
the Mississippi.
Some are saying Beyoncé's cover of 'Bad
as Iguana Be'
was the highlight of
the
Superbowl
halftime show.
Recently-Declassified Photograph #34
President Deploys the
Argumentum Ad Baculum
Lindsey Graham Says Obama's 'Drones' Are
Highlights
of His Presidency; Says He Wouldn't
Mind Having a
Pair Himself
Bill O'Reilly Latest Victim of
'Lack of Respect' Epidemic
In terms of body language, this expression
on John Brennan's face is called
'Drone Strike'.
"Ma'am, I can use either a Republican Transvaginal
Probe or a Democratic Topical Ultrasound. Which
would you prefer?"
Wednesday, February 06, 2013
Marco Rubio to Deliver GOP Response to SOTU
First in His Normal Voice and Then in a Kind of
Silly High-Pitched Whine
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #467
Todd Kincannon
"Whaddya mean you don't like
my iguana?"
"You can only see me because you've been
injecting heroin!"
Sometime in the dim, dark past, it had been
believed that
they had a government of
laws, not
of men. Now it was neither:
it was a government of memos.
World's Worst Yobs #277
George Weigel
Tom Corbett, Space Cadet
With the departures of Sarah Palin and Dick Morris,
Dick
Cheney began to wonder if Fox News was still worth watching.
Fox News Casts Dick Morris into Outer Darkness,
Where There Is Weeping and Gnashing of Teeth
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