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Saturday, April 20, 2013
Warm Scuzzies #385
Nate Bell
Friday, April 19, 2013
"No disaster relief for Hurricane Sandy victims, but
all available resources for the victims in West of the
fertilizer plant explosion!"
Max 'Coward Caucus' Baucus
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Fertilizer Plant Told State of Texas It Could Not Explode:
The Invisible Hand Strikes Again!
'Typewriting While Driving' Ban Passes Texas House
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #488
Shannon Richardson
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
How comforting it is to learn that the Senate won't be
passing a law any time soon requiring people who
wish
to buy lethal weapons to undergo a background
check.
Now we can wait, without discomfort, for Sandy Hook II.
"Hey, kid, did you hear what the big chimney said
to the little chimney?"
"No, what did it say?"
"You're too young to smoke."
"I don't get it."
"Sorry, kid, but you must be too young to get it."
Little Know Fact #35
Jaguars in South America gnaw on the
roots of the Caapi
plant until they begin
to hallucinate and imagine they are
VW Microbuses.
Have we forgotten former Senator
Ben Nelson (D-NE) yet?
Fearguth's Rules of Order #56
Do not take seriously any Elvis impersonator
who
doesn't use an official Elvis Presley Hairbrush to
style his ducktails.
What if Anheuser-Busch had spent years
redesigning the
flavor
of Budweiser
rather than the
shape
of the can?
I Remember Dubya #59
When he left office, Dubya's approval rating
stood at 31%.
It's now up to 35%. At this
rate,
Dubya
should top 50% by about 2033.
Is there an aesthetic law that requires corporate CEOs,
like Jeff Zucker, to be butt-ugly?
"Señor Gohmert is right, you know. I'm actually
a Radical Islamist trained to act like a Hispanic.
¡Ándele! ¡Ándele! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!¡ Allahu Akbar!"
Beyoncé's New Castroite Nipples Steal Show
They had become weary of being jerked around.
When it comes to LGBT equality, Pat
Buchanan
says he is a 'Principled
Rejectionist',
which, being interpreted,
means 'Old Bigot'.
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #487
Brian Nieves
Nineteenth-Century German Nun Performs Miracle,
Turns Herself into Bronze Memorial, Is Put on the
Fast-Track by Pope Francis to Become the Matron
Saint of Diarrhea Remedies
Two-Minute Haters #33
Erik Rush
How Alex DeLarge Welcomed Joe Miller to the Alaska
Senate
Race:
"Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking
billy
goat Joe Miller in poison! How art thou, thou
globby
bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil!"
Monday, April 15, 2013
Dubya is a Grandpa who can read.
"Now I'm a Belieber
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm in love with myself, I'm a Belieber."
Bob Perry Dies, Nation Struggles to Shed Collective Tear
Warm Scuzzies #384
Ron King
Floridians Giving Serious Consideration to Training
Ten-Foot-Long Burmese Pythons to Eat Rat-Sized
African Land Snails
Sunday, April 14, 2013
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #486
Dr. Jeremi Suri
American
Schutzstaffel
#21
According to a new study, most kids cuss
before
they learn the alphabet. After they
learn
the alphabet, they can begin to
misspell
cuss
words, especially those
longer
than
four letters.
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