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Saturday, May 11, 2013
Bulldozers Gone Wild Don't Destroy Private Property ---
Barry Alan Swegle Destroys Private Property
On September 11, 2012, four Americans died in
Benghazi. Since December 14, 2012 (the day
of
the Newtown massacre), 3,962 Americans have
died
in this country from gunshot wounds. It's
easy
to see which fact is more significant:
Benghazi,
of course.
"At 30,000 pounds, the Massive Ordnance Penetrator
is the US military's largest conventional bomb."
"I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air."
Friday, May 10, 2013
It's a good thing Rand Paul is Rand Paul, because
he would make a ridiculous-looking John Kerry.
Jason Richwine: Here Yesterday, Gone Today,
Forgotten Tomorrow
Paul Ryan Sez: “Progressivism is well-intentioned but
it is also — in my humble opinion — arrogant
and
condescending,”
[
True, but only to jocks who believe a reversed cap
is an
avant garde
fashion statement.]
'Benghazi' Overtaking 'Wazoo' in Popularity
as
Euphemism for 'Anal Orifice'
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #496
Peggy Scott
Hitler Gets Breitbarted
Warm Scuzzies #394
Taco Fusion
Thursday, May 09, 2013
Warm Scuzzies #393
Tom Horne
'2-Year-Old Texas Boy Shoots Himself
in the Head with Father’s Handgun'
Two Fall into Carnival Cruise-Infested Waters
"Benghaz
A
!"
"Benghaz
E
!"
"Benghaz
I
!"
"Benghaz
O
!"
"Benghaz
U
!"
[
Vowels are the sounds Darrell Issa makes during sex
to express his pleasure.
]
Out for a drive through the Deep South?
If so, watch for 'Appalachian Hikers' as
you pass through South Carolina, the
Family Values State.
"Pardon me, but could you please direct me to the
Poultry Slam?"
If the Very Big Corporation had its way, it
would
copyright every word in the
OED
so
that everyone
would have to buy a license
to
speak or
write the English language.
Most Americans don't realize how close we came to
changing 'Dia de Los Muertos' to 'Day of the
Dead Disney'.
American
Schutzstaffel
#24
Wednesday, May 08, 2013
"By my calculation, your joint replacement surgery
is
going
to cost somewhere between $5,304
and $223,373."
"Thank you, doctor. That sure takes a load off my mind!"
It just got tougher to launder money
in the
Vatican's washateria.
Christian-Leaning Heavy-Metal Singer Busted
in Not-So-Christian Murder-for-Hire Case
Tuesday, May 07, 2013
The New Christy Minstrels
The New Chris Christie Lap Band
"Look at it this way: one of these days, we won't be
called 'cavemen'; we'll be called 'speleologists'."
World's Worst Yobs #285
Tom Watson
Schoolyard Bully Says He Resents Being Compared to
Ted Cruz
Oxymorons for Our Time #153
Blind Gun Hobbyist
Governor Perry Holds Commemorative Cup
to Celebrate 'Two Weeks
in
Texas Without
a Major
Industrial Accident
Day'
Guntucky
Gun Bucky
Monday, May 06, 2013
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #495
Adam Kokesh
Al Gore Richer Than Mitt Romney, Also Fatter
Warm Scuzzies #392
Zombie Industries
Howie Kurtz says, "I screwed up!" Why not, "I
screwed down!"?
Warm Scuzzies #391
David Cole (aka David Stein)
Governor Christie Squishes Spider-Man, Kids Applaud
Rush Limbaugh Inducted into Hall of
Radio
Revenue Losers
Sunday, May 05, 2013
Uncle Sam Throwback
Ted Cruz Shows Off His Air Rifle at NRA Convention
‘James Carville’ Joins SNL to Heap Praise on Ted Cruz
as the ‘Most Talented and Fearless’ GOP Politician
of
the Last 30 Years
Lou Dobbs's Favorite Holiday
Oh my! Fearguth's home town has just been
declared
the 'Cowboy Hat Capital of Texas'
by the Texas House of Representatives.
Niall Ferguson Issues 'Unqualified Apology' for
'Unqualified Parapraxis' (aka 'Freudian Slip')
God, guns, and guts---especially big beer bellies---
made America free.
There's the 'Republican Base' and then
there's the 'Base of the Republican Base'.
'Man Swallowed by Hippo Lives to
Tell Tale'
Invisible Hand Gives Rush Limbaugh
and Clear Channel the Finger to the
Tune of a $203 Million Loss for the
First Quarter of 2013
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