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Wednesday, May 29, 2013
"Hey, kids, what time is it?"
"It's
Wakarusa
time!"
[
Fearguth will be offline until
June 4.
]
One-L to Become No-L After 2014
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
Walmart Admits Dumping Pollutants, Will Pay
$81 Million in Pocket Change
No doubt about it: John Boehner's power
to make people laugh was shrinking.
Carmen Reinhart, Harvard's spec-
tacularly mistaken economist, calls
Princeton's Paul Krugman 'spec-
tacularly
uncivil'.
World yawns.
Monday, May 27, 2013
Local Unbeliever Charged with Sacred Cow Rustling
"Like Rand Paul says, Obama's really losing
the moral authority to lead this nation."
If everyone will be really sweet to him, Rand Paul
just
might
vote for immigration reform.
High Cotton
Low Cotton
Don Thompson Sez: "We don't sell junk food!"
[
As we all know, McDonald's only sells
Pâté de Foie Gras, Chateaubriand, and
Lobster Newburg.
]
Sunday, May 26, 2013
Asked what job David Price (shown here)
had been hired to do, Toronto mayor Rob
Ford said, "Director of the Office of
Logistics and Blow Drying."
Would you buy a used crack pipe from this man?
Governor of Oklahoma Cuts Red Tape,
Dress Falls Off
Q:
How can you tell when Peter King isn't offended?
A:
You can't.
“I’m gonna be honest with everybody.
I’m attracted
to Mr. Maddow, and that really conflicts my,
uh …
I always thought of myself as a heterosexual,
but …
OMG! I feel my balls re-ascending the inguinal canal!”
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #501
Bob Fitzsimmonds
The 'Minister' Half of E. W. Jackson That Made
Controversial Remarks
The 'Candidate' Half of E. W. Jackson That Didn't
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