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Saturday, June 08, 2013
Geologists Disagree as to Which Is Older:
John Dingell or the Layer of Coconino
Sandstone in the Grand Canyon
Believe it or not, this man swears his real name is
'Faris Fink' and that he starred as Dr. Spock in a 2010
$50,000 IRS parody of
Star Trek
. Whoever first uttered
the
words, "Truth is stranger than fiction," was a
genius.
Unfortunately, it didn't rain on this anti-gay parade
in Georgia.
Camels Walk a Mile for Old Man
"Pssst! Remember privacy? That once existed
before a small
group of Americans decided it
would be fun---and profitable---to spy
on
everybody else. So, mind your Ps & Qs,
if you know what I mean, and I know that
you do."
'Phone Spying Prevented Second Coming', Sources Say
"Jeepers, I'm not offended at all! People ask me all
the time
where
I got these peepers."
"How do you do. You must be a Redskin fan from DC."
Cross-country skiing in Sweden is one of the best ways
in the world to experience the great outdoors.
If you need a crane operator,
do NOT hire Demolition Man!
She named it 'Spork', he named it 'Foon'.
Spot the Blitzerbot!
Java the Butt, Co-Author of the Patriot Act, Sez:
"Seizing phone records of millions of innocent
people is excessive and un-American."
[
He didn't just open the barn door that let
the horses out; he removed the hinges and
sold them for scrap.
]
The average CEO in 2012 earned 354 times more than the
average worker. This is what is called a 'fact'.
Lucky for
us, facts don't matter.
"I hate to be the one to tell you this, James, but
I'm afraid you have contracted a terminal case
of the Clapper."
Only the Theory of Intelligent Design can explain the
physiognomy of the Sarcastic Fringehead fish.
Sorry, Mr. President, nobody is listening to your calls.
"President Obama on Friday defended the government’s
collection of data on the phone records of millions
of Americans, saying that it was a modest encroachment
on privacy that is justified in order to protect us from
the IRS and other terrorists."
Zuckerberg Releases Statement Calling
PRISM
Charges 'Outrageous'
Some say Senator Mitch McConnell 'sucks', some say
he 'blows'. In truth, he's ambisextrous and can do
both at the same time.
Romney Says Hurricane Adam (aka 'The Sextortionist')
'Didn't
Come at the Right Time'
Friday, June 07, 2013
Big Brother Has a New Name
Not since FDR had a President of the United
States served four terms. But Barack Bush,
against all odds, had done it.
Director of National Intelligence Sad That He and His
Boss Have Lost All Credibility
Thursday, June 06, 2013
Man or beast? Neither: it's a woman.
Governator
Goobernator
National Security Agency Reportedly Pissed That
Fearguth Doesn't Use His Cellphone Often Enough
What Mitch McConnell Looks Like When He's
Feeling Intimidated
"The bike lobby is an all-powerful enterprise, right up
there with the Wizard of Oz and the Queen of Hearts."
World's Worst Yobs #288
Nick Searcy
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #502
Jim Bridenstine
There are 'paid liars', like Jay Carney, and then there
are 'overpaid liars', like Darrell Issa.
Wednesday, June 05, 2013
Game of Thrones
debuted on HBO on April 17, 2011.
Here we see
Osama bin Laden watching the first
episode. Before he could view the third episode,
Osama was assassinated on May 2, 2011.
C'est la vie
.
"I am NOT Louie Gohmert!"
"I am NOT Louie Gohmert, either!"
"Without a doubt, I AM Louie Gohmert!"
American
Schutzstaffel
#25
"Granted, evolution sounded good in theory.
But, in practice, it produced humans, and
that was its fatal flaw."
Some faces are so ugly they should be illegal. Take
Chuck Grassley's, for instance.
"Gee whiz, the hormone level created by nature sets
in
place the possibility for dick taters like me to occur."
Flynn Beck, Glenn Beck's Long-Lost Twin Brother,
Announces
'Hairier-Than-Thou' Crusade
Edith Jones, 5th U. S. Circuit Court of Appeals Judge,
Said to Be Predisposed to Racist Imbecility
You can tell from looking that Rebekah Brooks would
never
engage in phone hacking.
Alabama Wife Takes to Facebook to Warn
Meshach
and Abednego to Stop Sending
Pictures
of
Themselves to Her Husband
Shadrack
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #26
Gordon Gee
Tuesday, June 04, 2013
Insiders say God wept when House GOP members
asserted
they prayed and He told them to keep
John
Boehner
as Speaker.
Phil Bryant believes our schools are mediocre because
there are too many mothers in the workplace. Why
Mississippi has such a mediocre governor, he didn't say.
Google Glass Porn Ap Banned; Developers Frantically
Seeking Alternative
Raison D'ĂȘtre
for Geeky Gear
Members of British Slavocracy Auction Banksy
Graffito,
Slave Labour
, for $1.1 Million
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