Bildungblog
Saturday, March 01, 2014
"Yes, as hypocritical as it may sound, I believe that only
people like me who are injured in drunk driving accidents
should have access to Medicaid. All the
other uninsured
poor people in Arkansas are just SOL."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #547
Lawrence Lockman
USS Ronald Reagan
, the Navy's First Glow-in-the-Dark
Aircraft Carrier
Recently-Declassified Photograph #36
Leader of the Gay-Stapo
Worried about the Gay Gestapo? Relax! Tammy Bruce
is large and in charge.
Of Richie Incognito, Bo Jackson might have said,
"Football is easy if you're crazy as hell."
Friday, February 28, 2014
President Obama Blamed for Biggest Deficit Drop
Since World War II
If Cerberus Had Been a Deer
Mt. Gox Declares Bankruptcy, Goes the Way of
Mount St. Helens
"Damn! The deacon just said there's no public restroom!"
Monkey say: "Yes, Senator Cruz, we'll
turn
this country around."
Warm Scuzzies #450
Gator's Dockside
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #44
Josh McKoon
First, the Bad News: "A bill moving swiftly through the Georgia
House of Representatives would allow business owners who
believe homosexuality is a sin to openly discriminate against
gay Americans by denying them employment or banning
them from restaurants and hotels."
Second, the Good News: Gays in Georgia can buy "a
specialty
license plate featuring the Confederate battle
flag."
Senators who didn't attend the Appropriations
Committee
hearing on
Alzheimer's today say they forgot.
"Is the vet in? My dog's having another
panic attack."
“A number of data releases have pointed to softer spending,
and part of that tuggable, huggable softness may reflect an
increased use of Cottonelle."
"Hey, the Second Amendment doesn't have an age limit!"
Sign of the Times #50
Insanity Truther
"Better get a mop: I'm so full of myself I'm about to
overflow!"
Thomas F. Barraga, a New York Republican
county
legislator, insists he is NOT a Klingon.
But people don't believe him.
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
"Americans should have the freedom to follow
the teachings
in the Bible. So, when the Bible teaches in Exodus 2:17,
'When
a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not
be
freed at
the end of six years as the men are', Americans
should be
able to follow that."
"Yes, I'm Jeffrey Nugent, Ted Nugent's brother, but
media coverage of our relationship is way overblown."
"Anybody got any Gas-X®?"
"Ha ha, Chancellor Merkel! I just turned you into
Hitler's mother!"
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
When Representative Steve Stockman's primary campaign
against Senator
John
Cornyn struck reality and shattered
violently, a shard
struck Senator
Ted Cruz in the right eye.
Like so many old haters, The Nuge suffers
from
'Banal Leakage'.
At last, he had found the pot of gold at the end of the
rainbow. And then . . .
And, to make matters worse, she had walked a mile
for that
camel.
If, as Tom DeLay says, "God wrote the Constitution,"
this would mean He was the author of the 3/5ths Compromise,
whereby an African-American slave was counted, for political
purposes, as only 60% of a person. Furthermore, if God
wrote it, the Constitution must have been perfect. So why
has He
allowed this perfect document to be amended by
mere
mortals 27 times?
"Hey, I'm not stealing the Banksy,
I'm stealing the wall!"
Will the Grand Canyon State change its name
from Arizonastan to Ugandastan?
"Sure, human sacrifice is a rather bloody affair,
but we
mustn't
forget
we're doing it in the name of 'religious liberty'."
Monday, February 24, 2014
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #32
Chris Mapp
CNN Takes Long Walk Off Short Piers
Warm Scuzzies #449
Efrain Rojas
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #546
Dr. Milton Wolf
Sunday, February 23, 2014
The Grim Rapper
'Walkergate' has a nice ring to it,
don't you think?
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