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Saturday, May 10, 2014
Mothers of Invention
Mothers of Intervention
Like Dracula, the Vampire Monkey never drank wine. But
it would kill for a banana daiquiri.
Friday, May 09, 2014
Luke Skywalker
Luke Floorwalker
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #37
David Benham
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #569
Mike Christian
Just to be clear: Matthew Hagee is
not
Pugsley Addams' older brother.
Thursday, May 08, 2014
Ultra-Modern Briefs Feature Secret Dick Cheney Pocket
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #48
Daniel Henninger
First there was the man who mistook
his wife for a hat.
Then there was the man who mistook
his dick for a hat.
The Pinocchiosaurus was a living reminder that it was
un-
wise for a dinosaur to lie about being
Tyrannosaurus Rex
.
Wednesday, May 07, 2014
What S. E. Cupp Looks Like When She's Being Bullied
by Bill Nye the Science Guy
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #568
Steve Hickey
Kevin Williamson Sez: "I'm a borderline anarchist from
Lubbock, Texas, for Pete's sake, albeit a pretty conserva-
tive
borderline anarchist."
[
Isn't 'conservative anarchist' an oxymoron?
]
"Hi, my name is Thom Tillis and I'm nuttier than a fruitcake!"
Tuesday, May 06, 2014
Warm Scuzzies #464
Ken Paxton
"Democrats bragging about the number of
mandatory sign
ups for Obamacare is like me
bragging
about
how ignorant and repugnant I
can be without even standing up
."
Ted Nugent's Got Wood
Monday, May 05, 2014
"Hey, Benghazi, Needle-Nose!"
"Who are you calling 'Needle-Nose', Hammerhead?"
Freddie the Freeloader Sez: "Hey, buddy,
could you give me a lift to Bunkerville?"
Militiaman Jerry DeLemus apparently doesn't realize his
cammies were designed for the mountains of New
Hampshire, his home state, and not the deserts of
Nevada, where he is playing the fool on behalf of
Cliven 'The Moocher' Bundy.
World's Worst Yobs #304
Joe Concha
Mona Sinclair Sez: "If I had to marry Steve Wiles,
I would oppose same-sex marriage, too."
Sunday, May 04, 2014
"I don't give a rat's ass that the title has
al
ready been used
by someone else!
Killing Benghazicare
will be
the
title
of
my
next bestseller,
or else!"
May the Firth of Forth Be With You!
"I will now read to you my latest poetic effusion,
'Two Twits Tweeting on Twitter'."
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #47
Steve Wiles
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