Saturday, March 28, 2015

"Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of 
Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive 
the gift of the Holy Ghost."

4 comments:

  1. He said that to me???

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  2. If one believes Eddie Izzard, the Holy Ghost is as flaky and Rand.

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  3. Damn! S/B "Flaky As Rand"

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  4. When I was eight, my father underwent a Damascus Road conversion. Soon after, I was memorizing Bible texts; foremost among them was Acts 2:38, put into Rand Paul's mouth here.

    "Holy Gho-o-o-ost!"

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