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Saturday, April 25, 2015
One of the highlights of the annual
White House Correspondents' Dinner
is Group Tongue Bathing.
U.S. Builds Replica of Iran, Now Trying to Find a Place
to Store It
Friday, April 24, 2015
Isn't it a violation of the Irony Act for the leader of the
47 Traitors
to also be the leader of the fight to renew the
Patriot Act?
"I'm tellin' ya, Mugsy, Grandpa Walnuts never laid
a
glove on me!"
What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #18
A Freshwater Pocket Shark
Somewhere Over the Rainbow Jesus,
Rod Dreher Lies
Video Emerges of Police Not Shooting Unarmed Black Man
After Little Girl Was Asked How She Would React
If She Found Out Ted Cruz Was Her Father
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #58
Angelo John Gage
Thursday, April 23, 2015
Big Bad John had begun to fear Chinless Mitch's face
was melting.
David Petraeus: Not Too Big to Fail, But Too Big to Jail
Ted Cruz Leads Charge of the Light Brigade
But
Is AWOL at the Climactic Battle of
Loretta Lynch
The President needed to kill another terrorist, but he
couldn't remember where he put the remote.
Warm Scuzzies #550
James Caputo
Bobby Jindal Vows to Become the
George Wallace of Same-Sex
Marriage Discrimination
Wednesday, April 22, 2015
"Brother David, Governor Walker is making us look
bad on that rather unpleasant immigration business.
Wouldn't
you agree that the time has come for us to cut
his
puppet strings?"
"Brother Charles, here's a toast to such a capital idea!"
Archaeologist in Charge of
Election
2000 Dig Claims
to Have Found
the
World's Oldest Hanging Chad
They call Marco Rubio 'The Republican Savior'
because
he alone can save the GOP from all the
other crank
wankers who want to be President.
Dunk, the NSA's Earth Day Mascot, Sez: "Instead of
throwing
your phone calls, emails, and texts away,
we
recycle
them each and every day."
Oklahomans were relieved to learn that
their
earthquakes
are caused by fracking,
not by giant
underground carnivorous
worms.
"So much space debris!" laments the Earth Day Pessimist.
"So many satellites!" sings the Earth Day Optimist.
"Aiiieee! I need a wider bicycle seat!"
"Hey. If you criticize my necktie, I'll drop your ass!"
Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Warm Scuzzies #549
Steve Knight
Some people at Coachella didn't take drugs; they wore them.
Flag Desecration #86
Steampunk Hippo
The Politico
Illustrated
#39
'Koch brothers will offer audition to Jeb Bush'
"I am not a quack!"
Local Man Using GoFundMe to Buy His Very Own
Personal Congressman
For Whom the Blue Bell Tolls
Monday, April 20, 2015
Kermit Sues Newly-Discovered Costa Rican
Frog for Trademark Infringement
Fox & Friends
Warn of New Form of Pot
That Is
More Dangerous Than You’re Being
Led to Believe
Four Out of Five Doctors Are 99 and 44/100 Percent Sure
There Is a 91% Chance Lindsey Graham Will Run for
President
World's Worst Yobs #327
Peter Schweizer
Bright Bart
Not-So Breitbart
While he is waiting for God to tell him to run for President,
God is waiting for John Kasich to be struck by
lightning.
The world breathed a collective sigh of relief when it
learned that being Marco Rubio is not a choice.
Sunday, April 19, 2015
"Obamacare makes America more like North Korea
and me more like Kim Jong-un."
During the Civil War, it was the Unionists, not the
Secessionists, who defended the Second Amendment.
Ted Cruz is probably too young to remember that.
Just as horseracing was the Sport of Kings, political
campaigning
is the Sport of Billionaires.
"The Pink Monster is small enough to fit in your pocket or in
the palm of
your hand, and I guarantee y
our
kids will love it!
A
vailable
exclusively
from my online campaign
store, it's
only $19.95
plus
shipping
and handling."
"Fox’s Chris Wallace Puts Lindsey Graham on ‘Psychiatrist
Couch’ to Find Out Why He’s Still a Bachelorette"
"L'EGGO MY EGGO®!"
The thought of suffocating murderers with nitrogen
gas made Governor Fallin's whole body tingle.
Diagram That Explains to Children Oklahoma's New Law
Allowing the Use of Nitrogen Gas
to
Execute Bad Moo Cows
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