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Saturday, January 23, 2016
“They say I have the most loyal people where I could conspire
to murder 7 people and I wouldn’t lose any supporters, okay?”
There's a New Sheriff in Screwloose County
The Treachery of Goldfish
(After Magritte)
President Blackenstein Uses Blizzard as Cover for
Invasion of Iowa
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #167
Kansas State Senator Mitch Holmes' New Dress Code
Requires Women to Dress Like Kim Davis
Friday, January 22, 2016
State Senator Mitch Holmes Sez: "Women who wear
skimpy skirts or blouses with plunging necklines while
testifying before my committee distract me and make
me think I'm living in the State of Arousal instead
of the State of Kansas."
National Revie
w Devotes Entire
Double Issue to Triumph the
Insult Comic Dog
GOP leaders are now claiming that Trump's
nomination
would damage the party less than
Cruz's. That's like saying Little
Boy damaged
Hiroshima less than Fat Man
damaged Nagasaki.
“How about the rest of us? Right-winging, bitter-clinging,
proud clingers of our guns, our God, and our religion,
and our Constitution.”
Tipplers at Trump Bar in Trump Tower Say,
"Drink Up, Ye Hearties, and Make America Great Again!"
Monster Trucks: the Early Years
World's Worst Yobs #347
Yuval Levin
Sorry, Dorothy, the Wicked Witch is
not
dead.
Thursday, January 21, 2016
Dolchstoßlegende
Meets
Daumen Hoch
Chris Christie Sez: “I’m like a fungus.
I grow on people.”
Trichotillomania (pulling hair out disorder) is one of the side
effects of Ron Fournier's years of claiming 'Both Sides Do It'.
Rush Limbaugh Sez: "I'll tell you, Palin's got substantive,
logical reasons for doing what she's doing."
Neil Sigurd Wampler Sez: "Yes, I murdered my father when
I was 29, but I was insane back then. Now I'm 68 and a
completely sane occupier of the Malheur National Wildlife
Refuge."
"Is it true, Senator Cruz, that when you clerked for
Chief Justice Rehnquist, writing a memo justifying
his vote to deny a stay of execution gave you a woody?"
As he was overwhelmed by an angry mob carrying
torches
and pitchforks, billionaire Stephen Schwarzman was heard
to scream, "How is this happening, why is this happening?”
What Happened the Day Fearguth Tried to
Jump the Shark
Human Tar Sands Said to Be Original Source
of
Fox News' Blonde Bimbos, Like Heather Nauert
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
Don't Be a Rickhead!
Sarah Palin Blames Her Son’s Domestic Violence Arrest
on PTSD, President Obama, and Wasilla's Dew Point
on the Night of January 18
"I just adore The Donald's Stan Laurel impression,
don't you?"
Quill Pig Humor
His Sarah Palin Word Salad with PB&J Vinaigrette
always
tasted better when he was behind the wheel of his
2016 Trumpster.
Of the spiny mammals, Sarah Palin neither lays
eggs
(like the Echidna) nor rolls into a tight ball
(like the Hedgehog).
After the battle has been won, the Shofar
can
also be used as a Beer Bong.
"I'm ambidexterous; I can choke the chicken with
either hand."
"The fact of the matter is, most Trump supporters are
childless single men who seek curbside relief by
masturbating to anime."
World's Worst Jobs #139
Sarah Palin Word Salad Transcriptionist
"I did NOT swipe this jacket from Tina Turner!"
Sarah Palin Sez: "Media heads are spinning!"
"Like Sarah Palin said when she endorsed Donald Trump,
'No more pussy-footing around!'”
Tuesday, January 19, 2016
Bonerama!
Shofarama!
Sarah Palin Endorses Donald Trump,
Throws in Track Palin's Three
Class A
Misdemeanors Free of Charge
Donald Trump Joins Aissa Wayne in Announcing
Discovery of Marion Morrison Fossil in
Winterset, Iowa
Be honest: when was the last time you saw a zombie
attack a jellyfish?
The Obama Corollary to the
Cosmological Argument
There must be a First Cause, an Unmoved Mover,
responsible
for all the bad things that happen in
the world. And that's Barack Hussein Obama.
Univision Buys Controlling Stake in
The Onion
What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #31
A Masturbation Station
British Parliament Declines to Ban Donald Trump and
His Festering Gob from the UK
'Flint Water Crisis Caused by Hurricane Snyder'
Seen One Fascist Rat Bastard, Seen Them All
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #77
Steve Bowman
If Eisenhower had only been a Christian like Trump
and Cruz!
"Thank you very much, Mr. Trump, but I can
protect myself!"
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