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Saturday, March 19, 2016
Scott Willingham, Sheriff of Screwloose County, Arrested
After Threatening
to Shoot Federal Officers
Friday, March 18, 2016
"Hi, remember me? I'm Callista Gingrich and I just
want you to know I'm keeping on top of things."
Not Just for Anybody
Mitch McConnell's Reptilian Brain Shows Who's Boss
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #183
Bryan Preston, Michelle Malkin, and Ian Schwartz
"And what might your name be?"
"I'm Blabbermouse."
"Blabbermouse? Why Blabbermouse?"
"I was named after Chris Matthews."
Michele, One-L
These Are Words That Go Together Well
My Michele
Jumpin' Jack Flashers
Mr. Potato Head From Outer Space
Only Four More Months Until the Republican National
'Damned If You Do/Damned If You Don't' Convention
Iowa Citron Sez: "If I can meet with a dictator in
Uganda,
I can surely meet with Merrick Garland,
a decent person,
in America."
Stryper Frontman Michael Sweet Denied Three Times
He Was Ted Cruz, And Then the Cock Crowed
Thursday, March 17, 2016
Hello. My Name's Forrest, Forrest Trump.
"I have come for that earthling who
calls himself 'Alex Jones'."
David Duke says comparing Trump to Hitler makes
Hitler look good. Is he saying Trump's that bad or
Trump's that good?
"I WANT THE ADVANCED LIFE EXTENSION. I WANT
TO
GO
TO SPACE. I WANT TO SEE
INTER-
DIMENSIONAL
TRAVEL. I WANT WHAT
GOD
PROMISED US.
AND I WON'T SIT HERE AND
WATCH
SATAN
STEAL IT!!! THAT'S THE FIGHT!!!
THAT'S
THE KEY!!!
THAT'S EVERYTHING!!!"
World's Worst Yobs #353
Walter Hudson
Trump Now Using Irate Shadow Animals to Foment Unrest
and
Incite Riots
Stardate 21317.5
Hidden Rooms Found in King Tut's Tomb May
Be
Filled with Grain, Carsonologists Say
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #131
Boy in the Hood Goes to Hair Explosion
Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-WA) has introduced
legislation to gradually starve 'government
spending zombies' by forcing them to eat
smaller and smaller GOPer brains, which
are quite plentiful this time of year.
Wednesday, March 16, 2016
If Elizabeth Warren is the 'Darth Vader of the
financial
services world,' as Representative Blaine
Luetkemeyer
avers,
he must be the Jar
Jar Binks
of the House Financial
Services Committee.
"Lurch loves and respects me very much!"
"4 Takeaways from Yesterday's
'5 Takeaways from Rubio's
Dropout'"
"I think we’ll win before getting to the
convention.
But I can tell you, if we didn’t
get
the nomination, I think
you'd have riots.
I think you'd have riots."
Kasich's Path of the Nomination
Laugh-In on Adios Airlines
Trumpfinger, the Man with the Midas Touch
Gunhugger Logic
Tuesday, March 15, 2016
Ben Carson Sez: "I Didn't Really Want to
Endorse
Trump, But He Offered Me
a Position"
Trump to Sell More Bush Brothers Steaks After
Big Win in Florida
Calling All Troglodytes!
Journey to the End of Trump Road
Trump Snags Major Soft Toy Endorsement
Being a GOP Dung Bagger is a nasty job, but somebody
has to do it.
"Watch my back, Heydrich!"
Imagine a rattlesnake having sex with a turkey vulture.
That would be Ann Coulter on Say Something Nice Day.
Annoying Orange Endorses Donald Trump
Yo, Trumpniks, Anders Behring Breivik shows you how
it's done.
"Is there any significance, Ms. Bondi, in the fact that
the picture of Blondi, Hitler's German Shepherd, is
worn so close to your heart?"
"A soothsayer bids you beware the Ides of March,
Orange Julius Caesar."
Trumpeleon Catching Some Blondi
Pam Bondi, Florida Attorney-General, Gots Da Cred
What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #34
A Methane Crater
Pouncing Kitten Denies It's the Catalyst for
Trump's Rise
Monday, March 14, 2016
Barking Moonbats Nesting in Palin's Belfry
Clive Crook is aptly named.
Whilst soaking in a tub of rattlesnakes, he remarked,
"Only a fool
would pull the same stunt with a tub
full of GOPers!"
Vladimir Putin Doing His Dubya Impression
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