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Saturday, May 14, 2016
Trump-Putin Pact Sealed with a Kiss
Whiteworld #32
White Zombie May Spend $100 Million Supporting Trump
Grim Fairy Tales #5
"You are old," said the youth,
"and you have grown uncommonly
grotesque."
When Ralph Nader passes, may he be interred in a
Corvair Monza Spyder Convertible.
Friday, May 13, 2016
"I want you to meet my two favorite publicists. On my
right is John Miller and on my left is John
Barron."
"Which Donald Trump sock puppet are you---
John Barron or John Miller?"
"Neither. I'm the
real
Donald Trump."
"No, I'm not Jon Keyser's dog, but I am very protective."
What's In Ann Coulter's Wallet?
Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #10
Texas School Superintendent Rodney Cavness Claiming
to Protect 2,500 Girls
by Saying Barack Obama Is Not
His President
“I got news for President Barack Obama.
He ain’t my
President because he's the wrong color and he can’t
tell me what to do."
"I'm old enough to remember when insanity
was a bad thing."
Jonah Preaches to the Ninevites
World's Worst Yobs #357
Zachary Hildreth (AKA Jon Nicosia)
Would the Real Milo Yiannopoulos Please Stand Up?
Warm Scuzzies #589
Mike Hager
Thursday, May 12, 2016
When Tony Senecal tried to retire in 2009, Donald Trump
persuaded him
to stay by singing,
"Irreplaceable
In every way,
And forever more
That's how you'll stay."
Growing up, Donald Trump always had a pet turtle.
He still does.
North Carolina Men's Room
Having failed in his attempt to auction off the murder
weapon, George Zimmerman decided to auction off
himself,
the murderer.
Bruce Wayne Was Really Batman
Alfred Was Really the Joker
When Facebook was smeared with racist, sexist, and
misogynistic rants, the question was: Whodunit?
Well,
Tony Senecal, Donald Trump's long-time butler, did it.
When the Benedict Option Is Simply Not Enough
Dilma Rousseff Helps Crater the Brazilian Government
and
Economy, Makes the Sign of Dubya
In ye olden tymes, the Roadrunner chased the Coyote.
Buy It by the Case and Save 10%!
In Search of a Good Guy with a Gun
Mr. Creosote Sez: "Bring me a
Survival Food Bucket!"
George Zimmerman to Auction Off His Gun
"OK, Patrick, now that I've seceded, isn't it time to build
a wall
around me?"
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
Truth in Advertising #10
America Gets Played by 'Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards'
Were you to make America great again, it wouldn't
be Budweiser.
Little Known Fact #61
Ted Nugent's soul is the same size as his soul patch.
The Beer That Made Budweiser Famous
World's Worst Yoobs #167
Liz Mair
Le Parti C'est Moi
Meanwhile, Out West
Tuesday, May 10, 2016
Texas Lt.-Governor Festering Goeb
As in the case of Dorian Gray, Andrew Sullivan's portrait
reflected his gradual metamorphosis into Donald Trump.
What if somebody incited a riot and nobody came?
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet
Biohazards #153
Overpasses For America
Never Misunderestimate the Intelligence of the
American People
How appropriate it is that politicians have to undergo a
procedure whose name is derived from animal science.
Old Men with Guns #31
Eulalio Tordil
Monday, May 09, 2016
Trump Enlists Christie to Head White House
Gourmandizing Team
Aquarium Sculpture Sells for $15 Million
[
Spaldingfish Sold Separately
]
Former First-Grader Sues Modern Artist for Plagiarizing
His Handwriting Practice Whorls from 1948
Two Pouters in a Pear Tree
World's Worst Yobs #356
Brian Doherty
"Oh please, say to me
You'll let me be your man
And please, say to me
You'll let me hold your hand."
Sunday, May 08, 2016
Mascot of Fully-Trumpized GOP
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