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Saturday, May 28, 2016
Donald Trump Now Espouses 58 Conspiracy Theories,
Promises to Top 75 by Labor Day
The Unexpurgated Bible #137
And to the woman taken in adultery, Jesus said,
"Go thou and sin no more!" [Th-wack!]
"Go thou and sin no more!" [Th-wack!]
"Go thou and sin no more!" [Th-wack!]
Now Trending on Twitter
Man in the Moon Tells Lunatics There Is No Drought
While the main attraction at the GOP circus
is certainly
Donald Trump, please
don't overlook the
sideshow.
I Come in Peace for All Catkind
"Thank God, it's finally Caturday, and I'm famished!"
If Donald Trump's point in calling Elizabeth Warren
'Pocohontas' is
that she's a liar, why doesn't he call her
'Lance Armstrong'? Pocohontas is not nearly as
famous for
being a liar.
The Unexpurgated Bible #136
And then Jesus the Libertarian said to Matthew
the Publican, "You
do know,
don't you, that
taxation
is theft?"
“What happens is the very hostile judge, who happens to be,
I believe,
Indian, because he's from Indiana."
America's Fling Poo and North Korea's Kim Jong-un
Do the Dance of the Potatomorphs
Bernie Sanders Clobbers Trump, Makes
Captain America Great Again
Trump Outlines His Foreign Policy
Not until you scrape your fingernails across a blackboard
do you get the sound of Sarah Palin's voice just right.
Sarah Palin is such a ditwad she can't even get a
century-old saying right. 'Suck it up, cupcake!'
must be the Wasillabilly version.
Friday, May 27, 2016
"Are you a human being?"
"No, but I played one once on
The Apprentice
."
Fly in Donald Trump's Hair Goes Viral
'Dramatic Misspelling Bee Ends in a Tei'
"I know gibberish. I have the best gibberish."
New Caleb Howe Merch
Thursday, May 26, 2016
Clown Hall #5
MC Squirtle
Trumpelstiltskin Spins Gold into $60,000
Microcylinder Hair Intervention
Just Deserts #4
Ken Starr Demoted, Will Spend Eternity
as Baylor University Waterboy
New Rick Perry Merch
Republicans Fall in Line Behind Trump
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #79
Ed Krayewski
"Honey, guess what I found at the bottom of my Low-Life
Scum Smoothie."
"Ken Paxton?"
"Good guess!"
"Oh, I found the same thing at the bottom
of mine yesterday."
"I'm bored. Why is it nothing ever happens around here?"
"I can add and subtract but I can't seem to
multiply. Is it sexual dysfunction, Doc,
or
am I just bad at math?"
When pain from old rodeo injuries flares up, Texas Ag
Commish Sid Miller gets a 'Jesus Shot' and puts on
his favorite hat.
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #176
Wednesday, May 25, 2016
*Unsolicited Thumb in the Anus
Q: What Is Donald Trump's Primary Business?
A: Monkey Business.
According to some Christian semioticians, this Trump
hand
signal probably means, "I thank the Holy Trinity
for my success."
Taliban Names Invisible Man New Leader
Warm Scuzzies #591
Peter Thiel
Mary Lou Bruner Loses Texas State Board of Education
Election to Mona Lisa Impersonator from Planet Zark
Ariadne's Bed
"Yes, Philippe, I'm afraid that's the last of the Trumpflies."
With all this bullshit, there must be a Trump
in there somewhere.
"Good Morning, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, should
you decide to accept it, is to determine if any part
of
Donald Trump's body is original equipment."
What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #37
A Microcylinder Hair Intervention
Tuesday, May 24, 2016
Baylor University Not Commenting on Reports
That the
Mills
of
God Are Slowly Grinding
Kenneth Starr
Exceeding Small
Joe the Plumber's Latest Grift
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #136
Invasion of the Meat Puppets
René Magritte's
The Son of Invisible Man
"Donald Trump, take me, I'm yours!"
"My theory is: You don’t put ideas in peoples’ heads;
they
just grow there. You might call it the Parthenogenetic
Theory of Ideas."
Trey Ben-Ghazidi Endorses Trump, Reveals Elective
Affinity
with Jar Jar Binks
Frank Amedia, Author of
Praying Away Tsunamis for
Dummies
, Chosen as Trump's Religious Policy Advisor
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