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Saturday, August 06, 2016
"Every time I return the ball to my master, he throws it further
and further out into the lake. He's got a better arm than
Carl Furillo!"
David Brooks Excogitating the Building of a
Republican Party in Exile
Diving at the Summer Olympics
Mascot for Trump's
13-Man Team of
Economic Advisers
What a Difference a Little 'T' Makes
“The economic numbers are getting worse and worse all the
time.
If they get real bad, I hope it happens fast. We’ll
certainly
blame them, OK? We’re gonna blame them.”
Journey to the Center-Right of the
Universal Mind
When Trump wouldn't endorse him, Paul Ryan was sad.
Then when Trump did, Ryan was even sadder.
Friday, August 05, 2016
The Martyrdom of Dan Patrick
[
After Il Sodoma 1477-1549
]
With guns blazing, Todd Akin lauds Donald
Trump's
rhetoric as "a breath of fresh air."
"What might ye be doing, sir?"
"I'm showing Barack Obama how to prove to Carl
Paladino
that he's a Christian."
The Word Is Out
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead and
Carl Paladino is still undead.
Trump said he saw a nonexistent Iran hostage money video.
Then he said he didn't see it. Which Trump should we believe?
Hey, somebody has already made a movie
about the Trump campaign!
Thursday, August 04, 2016
Donald Trump is seeing things again.
Using Pocket Constitutions to Repel Petty Tyrants
Said to Be More Effective Than Using Crucifixes
to
Evade Vampires
Headlines We Like to See #4
'Freedom Caucus knives out for Ryan after
Huelskamp loss'
Kafka in Reverse
In 2020, the Year of Perfect Political Vision, the GOP will
nominate Jethro Q. Walrustitty.
For some reason, no one has ever accused Jeff Zucker of
being 'just another pretty face'.
God Rumored to Be Using Presidential Race
to
Separate Christians from Evangelicals
Warm Scuzzies #701
Jerry Larpenter
"What's up with Eastwood being so down on pussy?"
"At 86, he probably doesn't remember the good old days."
Superannuated Member of 'Loudmouth Dick'
Generation Berates
'Pussy Generation'
"Hey, Clint Eastwood, you use the phrase,
'Pussy Generation', as if being or having a
'pussy' is
something bad. You must be a
member of the 'Dick Generation'."
Trump's Taj Mahal Takes a Gamble, Drops Out of
Casino Race
Wednesday, August 03, 2016
Tim Huelskamp, once described by a fellow Republican as
one of "the most egregious assholes" in the House,
has
crashed
and burned in the Teabagger Barrens. So sad.
Even our metaphors are out of control.
"RNC Chairman Reince Priebus is 'apoplectic' over
Donald Trump's refusal to back House Speaker
Paul Ryan or Sen. John McCain."
Killer Klown
"So what if Barack Obama was only an Illinois state senator
when Humayun Khan was killed in Iraq! He's still to blame!"
CNN, the Most Trusted Name in Birther News
Donald Trump displays the Purple Heart he received for
suffering a bone spur in his heel during the Vietnam War.
Angry Bowel Syndrome
Tuesday, August 02, 2016
Move Over, Rocky Balboa!
"Melania, you must be punished for only reading the
Cliffs Notes version of
Venus in Furs
."
Inspired by Trump, Paul Krugman adds 'Derp Spiral'
to America's
political vocabulary.
Donald Trump with the Baby He
Didn't
Kick Out of
His Rally
The Politico
Illustrated #46
'Trump boots baby from Virginia rally'
World's Worst Yobs #363
Seth Mandel
Responding to assertions that he is unfit to serve as
President, the Trump campaign has issued an updated
bumpersticker.
Based on appearance alone, it could be argued that Viktor
Yanukovych
and Paul Manafort are one and the same.
Archaeologists Discover Intriguing Post-Byzantine Mosaic
As the saying goes, "Just because you're paranoid doesn't
mean they're not out to get you!"
At 19, Allen Ivanov was too young to buy beer, but
not too young to buy an AR-15, which he used to
murder three teenagers.
Adventures in Lexicology #21
Sciamachy (SKEE-ah-mahk-ee),
n
. A battle
against imaginary enemies. [When he says
Hillary is the Devil, Trump is engaging in
sciamachy
.]
Donald Trump Opens New Front in Cosmic Battle Against
the Devil Hillary, Queen of Iniquity
Monday, August 01, 2016
If what we see in the
New York Post
is true and if
Trump
were elected President, they're gonna need a bigger bed
in the
Lincoln Bedroom.
Charlie Hurt Sez: "Khizr Khan was tricked
into
smearing Donald Trump."
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