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Saturday, August 13, 2016
Remember Meghan McCain's
America, You Sexy Bitch
?
No? Well, try harder.
Meghan McCain, author of
Dirty Sexy Politics
and
America, You Sexy Bitch
, says, "This is a garbage
election." It must make her
feel right
at home.
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #142
American Chernobyl
"Good morning, Mr. Phelps, your mission, should
you decide to accept it . . ."
Friday, August 12, 2016
Headlines We Like to See #5
'GOP insiders: Trump Can't Win'
Old Florida Trumpnik Gets a Stiffy
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #86
Ken Taylor
"Pardon me, but are you a Battleground State, a Swing State,
or a Toss-Up State?"
Sausage Party
Named Official Movie of the
Donald Trump Presidential Campaign
The World of Jane Orient
"Trump is such a silly human being, don't you think?"
"Yes, I can't imagine purring for him."
American Empire #61
When it collapsed, it was said the American Empire
had electioned itself to death.
Like Doug Piranha, Trump used sarcasm.
He knew
all the tricks, dramatic irony,
metaphor,
bathos, puns, parody, litotes.
and satire.
Thursday, August 11, 2016
Whereas horse racing was once the Sport of Kings,
presidential elections are now the Sport of Billionaires.
"Stop calling me Phineas T. Bluster!"
Warm Scuzzies #703
Michael Tassone
Not since George Adamski proved in 1954 that
flying saucers have landed has someone been
so bold as to claim that Barack Obama and
Hillary Clinton were the co-founders of ISIS.
World's Worst Yoobs #169
Kayleigh McEnany
So Long, and Thanks for All
the Rubes!
Trump had been warned not to open the
Ark of the Covenant, but he just wouldn't
listen.
"I agree with Donald Trump. You can't trust those
fact-check organizations."
World's Worst Yobs #364
Steve Cortes
"Is that all there is to life, Donald?"
"Pretty much."
Donald Trump Performing His Rendition of Monty
Python's 'Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink, Know What I
Mean' Sketch
The main problem with the 'Both Sides Fallacy' is there
are usually more than two sides and Donald Trump has
taken them all at one time or another.
Wednesday, August 10, 2016
Trump Endorser Jon Huntsman Felt Betrayed When
Fellow No-Labeler, Joe Lieberman, Endorsed Clinton
Area Man Says Trump Shrine Is
Incomplete without Pocket-Size
Thermonuclear Device
New Currency Issued by the Counterfeit States of America
Donald Trump means what he says and says what he means.
Until, that is, he needs Sean Hannity to mansplain it to the
rubes.
Site Selected for 2020 Republican National Convention
"Sometimes knowing a little is better than
knowing too much."
"My, my, my! People are telling me there are over
10,000 loose screws here tonight!"
After Trump said 'Titties' in his speech in Detroit
, Mike Pence
explained that Trump meant 'Second
Amendment Voters'.
Tuesday, August 09, 2016
Shopping with 'Second Amendment People'
"What's wrong with Trump?"
"Elizabeth Warren just slapped his nads."
"Hey, America, I can lie faster than you can fact-check me.
Besides, as Reagan once said, 'Facts are stupid things."
Ivanka Reveals New Strategy for Making a
Trump Presidency Seem Less Scary
Nikki Haley Able to Mock Ann Coulter by
Barely Opening Her Mouth
What's so scary is not that Kody Brown has four wives,
but that even one woman would agree to marry him.
DHS Lowers Threat Level of Trump's Economic Plan
from 'Lunacy' to 'Usual Republican Nonsense'
Monday, August 08, 2016
"Don't look so terrified, Babs! Hillary has everything
under control!"
For the first tim
e
in history, a sinking ship, the
USS Donald Trump
, has abandoned all rats on board.
"If George P. Bush had a choice between repudiating
the man who
humiliated his father and endorsing that
man, which would he choose?"
"Is that supposed to be an easy question, or what?"
Type and Antitype
"OK, I realize using the F-word in your act
is a
major crutch. But I just got here, OK?"
The only thing that has kept Hillary alive since last April
(when she was predicted to die) is laughing at Donald
Trump and his supermarket tabloid. Like they say,
'Laughter
is the best medicine'.
Drudge Report
Publishes Picture of Hillary Clinton
Climbing Stairs on All Fours to Show She's Not
Physically Fit for High Office
Neo-Trumpian Cosmologist Says Entire Universe Is Rigged
What You Find If You Use Google to Locate the
Center-
Right of the Political Universe: Thomas
Friedman's
Mega-Manse!
Zippy the Pinhead Opens New
Shooting Range/Bowling Alley in
Dingburg
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