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Saturday, October 01, 2016
Donald Trump Sez: "I have a great
relationship
with the chumps."
"Old Trumpettes, come blow your horns.
The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn."
Haven't we seen this pig somewhere before?
The Last Thing a Chicken McNugget Ever Sees
Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #11
Trump Sex Tape
Friday, September 30, 2016
Orange Mandarin from Utah Says He'll Vote for Trump
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #93
Charles Wasko
In the Heat of the Night
The Wolf Speaks
The Politico
Illustrated #48
'Trump jumps into the gutter'
"Why the long power tie, Donald?"
"It makes me look slimmer."
Sulking Into Darkness
Thursday, September 29, 2016
"Unlike you, my little Golden Lion, Gary Johnson,
the
Wizard of Buzz, does not look up to any foreign leader."
One doesn't need Rosetta Stone® to figure
this out.
Official Theme Song of the Trump Campaign
On the cover of
Newsweek
, Donald Trump shows
you how to hold your mouth when
pronouncing
the word, 'Cuba'.
Miss Alternate Universe
'Trump Violated the U.S. Hugging Embargo Against Cuba'
Kwik Guide to Trump Debate Faces
Can you tell which presidential candidate has been told,
"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding!"?
"Not paying taxes makes me smart. Like Leona
Helmsley said, 'We don't pay taxes. Only the little
people pay taxes'."
Asked to name a world leader he admires, Gary Johnson
has another 'Rick Perry Oops Moment'.
Wednesday, September 28, 2016
The Shortest Distance Between Two Points
Trump's Playbook for the Next
Presidential Debate
Up, Up, and Away in My Beautiful Balloon
"In one hour, I will say, 'Not paying taxes makes me
smart', but if you quote me on this, I'll deny it an hour
after that."
"Next up on
Face the Press
: Clint Eastwood will be
interviewing a
chair stained by a small patch of
brown
liquid that believes Trump's debate performance
was 'definitely big league'."
The Unexpurgated Bible #141
"Wherefore seeing Trump compassed about with so great
a cloud of witnesses, let Hillary run with patience the race
that is set before her."
Giuliani Recommends New Debate Strategy for
Donald Trump:
Don't Show Up
To men, he's Buck Sexton, but to women, he's Sex Buckton.
"I may not smile as much as Hillary, but I'm more attractive."
Tuesday, September 27, 2016
Pepé Le Trump doesn't understand why Hillary was
so mean to him last night.
The Golden Sniffer can smell a benjamin a mile away.
Remember 'Male Chauvinist Pigs'? Well, they're
still around, only much older.
This photo of Trump's briefs taken after last night's
debate highlights his lack of self-control.
"Of course I can fly! I just don't want to right now."
It ain't easy being a seven-figure lobbyist. Ask John Boehner.
Kellyanne Conway Applauds Trump for Not Bringing Up Bill
Clinton's Sex Scandals and for Not Speaking in French
In
The Art of Manliness
, there are Five Don'ts of
Conversation.
The first of these is 'Don't Interrupt'.
Donald Trump has obviously
never learned this.
Trump 'Kanyes' Clinton 51 Times During Debate;
Taylor Swift Says She Knows What That's Like
Neologist Says He Had Steve Stockman in Mind When He
Coined the Word 'Meathead'
Defective Mike Denies Responsibility for Trump's
Poor Debate Performance
Monday, September 26, 2016
Nazi Era Time Capsule Opened, Contents Include
Coins, Photos, Newspapers, and Mysterious Hat
According to Kellyanne Conway, Trump doesn't
lie;
he just speaks without knowing the truth.
In other
words,
he just makes shit up.
One of Donald Trump's favorite gestures is the
Three-Eared Sphincter. There's a reason for that.
Hillary's Debate Prep Included This
Stand-In for Trump
Mike Ditka? No shitka!
Sunday, September 25, 2016
Trump Campaign Says Media Should
Not Be
Fact-Checkers, Because 'We Have
No Facts to Check'
Q:
Whose political predictions are always
only slightly
less wrong than Bill Kristol's?
A:
Ross Douthat's.
Try to imagine Michelle Obama embracing Dick Cheney.
Try to imagine
anybody
embracing Dick Cheney.
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