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Saturday, January 14, 2017
It's not the 51% who disapprove or the 44% who approve that
really bugs Trump about the latest poll; it's the 5%
who have
never heard of him.
Trump has already found a way to make a buck off
the latest viral Facebook video.
Marco Rubio and Ben Carson Reminiscing About the Day
Trump
Compared Ben to a Pathological C
hild Molester
Inaugural Ballers
Trump Elevates Giuliani to
Transvestism Czar
"Mister Geppetto says you're rich enough to pay
for
your own damn nose job."
Time Tourist #7
Sadducee Rebukes Uppity Nazarene
Tomi Lahren Sez: "Can I help it that I look like a cheap
Ann Coulter knockoff?"
Ethics Office Cautions Trump on Blow Pop Endorsement
There's a New Media Outlet in Town
Friday, January 13, 2017
'Reagan Says He Understands', a Butthole Surfers
Cover Band, to Perform at Trump Inauguration
Only Seven Days to Chowtime!
Name on Inaugural Toilets Changed from 'Don's Johns'
to 'Trump's Dumps'
The
Wall Street Journal
reporter shouldn't have called
Sheldon Adelson 'foul-mouthed'. He should have called
him 'foul-faced'.
A Chaffetz is what ethologists call an 'Ambush Predator'.
If Adolf Schicklgruber Had a Twitter Account
Thursday, January 12, 2017
Ben Carson Flashes the Sign of the Three-Eared
Sphincter to Fellow Trumpniks in the Senate
Dmitry Peskov Sez: "Intelligence report on hacking
ridiculous like
my moustache, nothing else!"
Donald Trump Sez: "Buy L.L. Bean."
"When I say 'Sieg!', you say 'Heil!'"
"What Xenomorph?"
Louie Gohmert tried being sane once. It was the
worst
two minutes of his life.
At 70, Trump needs to take power naps more frequently,
even in the middle of press conferences.
Wednesday, January 11, 2017
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #87
Tim Stanley
Sign of the Times #71
And even Jeff Sessions thinks it's
sexual assault.
"Hollywood sells the best cultural drugs. Of which,
needless to say, I do not partake."
"So how do you know they're the best?"
"Go away, kid, you bother me!"
"Anything that puts me in a bad light is Fake News. Like
Breitbart,
there's nothing I hate more than Fake News!"
Tuesday, January 10, 2017
Parmenides Was Right
Giving Dirty Old Men a Bad Name Since 1996
"Look, if they'll let me in the Senate, they ought to let
Trump's cabinet nominees in without vetting."
Seeing the Nyet My President
White
Russian Inauguration Cocktail,
Lebowski said, "Careful man, there's
a beverage here."
Stiffneck John Cornyn Kissing Jeff Sessions' Ass
All in the Family: the Next Generation
The House GOP wants to treat us like mushrooms:
keep us in the dark and feed us lots of bullshit.
"Like Jeff Sessions, we too abhor the Klan, but you have
to
admit
they're pretty sharp dressers."
Monica Crowley plagiarized her PhD dissertation to
prove to Trump she could steal North Korea's missile
secrets if she wanted to.
Not Exactly a Comsymp, But Close
Here are some of the people Trump has called 'overrated'.
To a media celebrity, ratings mean everything,
so that's
why Trump
instinctively rates everyone.
He's a
one-man
AC Nielsen.
Are you overrated? To find out, criticize Donald Trump.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #104
Mary Durstein
Monday, January 09, 2017
Trump had not forgotten Streep's 'The Emperor's
New Tie' routine from last June.
Cactus Jack Strikes Back
Trump Showing Crowd How NOT to Mock a Disabled Person
Kellyanne Conway Sez: "Judge Trump by what's
in his heart, not what comes out of his mouth."
Colin Robertson Sez: “I just don't want loads of black people
in my country. I just want loads of ugly, unemployed white
people
like me."
Still Life with Adam, Fruit, and Obedient Eve
If you enjoy sibling rivalries, it's always fun to watch a
New York reality television star attack Hollywood.
Storm Takes Out Famous Tunnel Tree; Trump Calls It
'Overrated'
Time Tourist #6
Modified Limited Hangout
While he waited for Trump to describe Putin
as 'the most over-rated dictator', Hell
froze over.
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