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Saturday, May 13, 2017
Lack's Hacks
Trump Narrowing Search for Next FBI Director
Warm Scuzzies #738
Marcus Hiles
Fox News to Move Headquarters from
New York to White House, Completing
Transition to State-Run TV
If you find it hard to imagine Sam Clovis as the
'chief scientist' in the USDA, you simply need
to up your Oxycontin dosage.
Local Trumpnik Denies Huffing Paint
Dog Whistler's Mother
Recently De-Classified Photograph #43
Sarah Huckabee Sanders' Earrings
Will Trumpniks, like the inhabitants of Jonestown,
drink the fatal Kool-Aid rather than abandon
Der Trumpenführer?
The word on the street is that the
Sean
Spicer Mobile Personnel Lectern
is
selling like hotcakes on eBay.
If he had been a villain in Chester Gould's
Dick Tracy
comic,
Donald Trump would have been called 'The Sphincter'.
It's a Seller's Market
Friday, May 12, 2017
There Is Something Rotten in Dershowitz
Congressional Republicans Swear Their Loyalty to
Der Trumpenführer
Sean Spicer Takes His Popular Daily Press
Briefing on the Road
Think of Congressional Republicans as agents of a foreign
power
and their behavior will make a lot more sense.
No Method. Just Madness.
Loyalty Oaf
The Trump Family Q-Tip™
"Obama's yeti is in my spaghetti!"
"How did Plankton get in there?"
"I don't know, but it sure explains a lot, doesn't it?"
If you want to really piss Donald Trump off, call him
'Baby Carrot Fingers'.
Thursday, May 11, 2017
Sarah Huckabee Sanders's Neanderthalesque brow ridge
would be capacious enough to shelter a Cro-Magnon
family of four in a spring thunderstorm.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #685
Barry Loudermilk
"Whether you're under FBI investigation, I can't say,
Mr. Trump, but
you're certainly under psychiatric
observation."
Groucho Marx Says He Would Prefer to Close His
Eyes When Kellyanne Conway Threatens to Enter
His Field
of Vision
"Would the real Sean Spicer please stand up?"
"I AM standing up!"
Sean Spicer Among the Bushes
As part of his Naval Reserve training this week, Sean Spicer
is sharpening his skills in White House camouflage.
From Russia with Love
Mikedelic!
Wednesday, May 10, 2017
"Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't
for the goddamned people."
Like Pythia, the Oracle of Delphi, Sarah Huckabee Sanders
is one of the spokespersons for the House of Snakes.
"Sergey, I just told this Sergey that I'm replacing Comey
with Deputy Dawg!"
Two Sergeys Walk into the Oval Office
Noah Rothman Sez: "Oooo, somebody needs to wash those
shock-jock Democrats' mouths out with soap!"
Trump Meets with 93-Year-Old War Criminal in the
Office of Facepalms
"I would like to welcome Henry Kissinger to the Oval
Office. Zombie Nixon will be joining us shortly."
"Trump's 3% annual GDP growth rate is certainly
not achievable during the XXVIIth Dynasty."
Co-Conspirator McConnell Rejects Call for
Special Prosecutor
Comey's
corpus delicti
was still warm when the
Trump
White House's forensic cleaner went to work.
"I am NOT wearing a Zombie Nixon mask. This is not a
coverup!"
Zombie Nixon Was Never a Quitter
Tuesday, May 09, 2017
"Anderson, this is not a coverup!"
Zombie Nixon Has Risen from the Grave
Let Them Eat the Most Beautiful
Chocolate Cake
"I'm unsubscribing."
"Me, too."
"Red flags? What red flags?"
Warm Scuzzies #737
James Oakley
"I like to make stuff up in two ways: firstly in my
normal
voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched
whine."
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