Trump Doodle, 'Flipping the Bird Skyline', Sells

at Auction for $29,184

"Is it true, Mr. Priebus, that Trump once called you into 

the Oval Office just to zip up his fly?"

"I have the love of Jesus, love of Jesus,

Down in my heart, (where?)

Down in my heart, (where?)

Down in my heart."

Trump Sez: "Tom Homan looks very nasty. He looks very 

mean. I said, that's what I'm looking for."

Syrian Paradise for Couples

Luxury Included Vacations

"Hey, Reince, duck yer head!

Hmm, you're a little bit late on that one, Reince

Ooh, I bet that smarts!"

"I agreed to be Trump's chief of staff on the condition

that I can wear my cammies on Casual Fridays."

Sean Hannity denies he spent $42,000 to eat this 70-year-old

lobster at Trump International Hotel. He claims it's his pet.

Don't Mess with the Mooch!

The Mooch Sez: “I’m not Steve Bannon. I’m 

not trying to blow my own Contrabass Flute.”

From The Apprentice to The Beleaguerer

Descent into the Maelstrom

World's Worst Yobs #387

John Daniel Davidson

See the Madness!  Feel the Madness!  Be the Madness!

Scaramaniacs Overnight Sensation 

on Cartoon Network

Karl Marx would be proud.

Damn! Gonna Need a Bigger Skillet!

Trump's Bulldog Takes a Little Time Off

Upon hearing she wouldn't be able to serve in Trump's 

military, Trumpnik Caitlyn Jenner had a sad.

The Mooch Consigns Another Tweet to the Twitter Hereafter

"When I obey Trump's command to nuke China, I will be

reaffirming the principle of the civilian control of the 

military."

Tillerson Staying on as Secretary of ExxonMobil

Just moments before someone snatched a knot in

Buddy Carter's ass.

What we now have with Trump and Sessions is a 

Mexican Standoff, but without any Mexicans.

“With the exception of the late, great Hard Drinkin' Lincoln, 

I can be more presidential than any president that’s ever held 

this office. It's real easy."

Don't you just love it when John McCain makes an impassioned 

appeal for bipartisanship and then votes the straight GOP

 party line?

Having been pranked by the Jerky Boys of Russia,

Rick Perry went beyond nail biting to knuckle

gnawing.

"Hmm, biofuel made from pigshit and Jack

 Daniel's? I'll have to tell the boss about this 

when he's through talking trash to the Boy 

Scouts!"

"Holy shit, honey, you won't believe what I just found in

our likker cabinet!"

"I said, who the hell wants to speak about politics when 

I'm in front of the Boy Scouts?"

Maybe John Calvin was onto something.

At Dawn We Slept

Susan Collins Sez: "I don't mean to be unkind, but 

Farenthold's so unattractive it's unbelievable."

As the World Turns

Trump Kicking Baobab Tree's Ass

"I want to aid and abet Trump's agenda."

"What can I say? The Trumpjugend love me!"

"Half a Mooch is better than no Mooch at all."

Ark Encounter Collides with Financial Iceberg, 

Climate Change Claims Another Victim

Trump Is Toast and the Toaster That Makes It

Big Game Zucchini Hunter and His 

Trusty Sidekick, Cleopatra

Can you imagine this pig's ass from Texas settling

anything 'Aaron Burr-style'?

Too late, Trump realized it wasn't cool

to wrap yourself in the Russian flag.

Two Thumbs Up! Trump and Nixon Doing Their 

Siskel & Ebert Impression

"Thirteenth floor---Collusions, Conspiracies, Connivances."

Jared Kushner Sez: "I couldn't have colluded with the

Russians because I'm way too incompetent to have done

that."

"It's very sad that Republicans, even some that were

 carried over the line on my back, do very little to

 protect their President."

"Limbo lower now

Limbo lower now

How low can you go?"

Now we know: it was that Wascal Wabbit who stole

the office fwidge.

They're Back!