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Saturday, October 14, 2017
"Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad."
Trump Sez: "We are stopping cold the attacks on Judeo-
Christian
values.
We’re saying ‘Merry Hallowthanksmas’
again."
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #117
Brandon Jarvis
Fake Christian Tells Trump ‘You Need to Coin a New Term
–– Fake Republicans’
Trump Proclaims October 15-21, 2017, as
National 140 Character Counts Week
Friday, October 13, 2017
If Pee-Wee Had Crossed Over to the Dark Side of the Force
"The accent is on the second syllable, so repeat after me:
Tasmania,
Tanzania,
Insania."
Trump says he met with the President of the
Virgin Islands and really enjoyed talking
to himself.
Metaphor Mixology #13
"The election of Donald Trump has set off alarm bells among
top
political scientists, who see the president as a sign that
America’s
democratic guard rails are coming apart at the
seams."
Welcome to the Trump Administration,
Where It's Always Friday the 13th
"Whenever Ryan Zinke is physically in the Interior
Department's headquarters, a flag distinct to his position
is raised."
Trump Administration Celebrates 'Day of the Dead'
Early This Year
Report: Washington Adult Day Care Center
Not Properly Licensed
"So, when did it first occur to you that
men would be better off without nipples?"
"I understand that before your passion for cooking
emerged you had been a librarian for 19 years."
"Do you recollect when you converted from
being a libertarian conservative to being
a conservative libertarian?"
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #116
Lloyd Becker
Thursday, October 12, 2017
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #160
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Trump
Wednesday, October 11, 2017
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #115
Harold Ray Crews
"I take strong exception to Steve Bannon's claim that Pence
the Toady was 'an unfortunate necessity'."
"I urge you, fellow members of the Mosquito Brotherhood,
to
join me in supporting Marsha Blackburn for Senator
from
Tennessee."
Pence the Toady,
the $250,000 Paid Protester
Tuesday, October 10, 2017
"There has been no oppression in the last 100 years that I
know of."
["Who said THAT?"
"Mike Ditka."
"No shitka!"]
Now in Theatres Everywhere
Get Your Tickets---NOW!
Ms. Lindsey Graham Sez: "Trump's IQ today
was 73 in windy and wet conditions!"
Fireside Chatter
The federal budget deficit for Fiscal Year 2017 was $668
billion.
Talking 'tax cuts' right now is definitely a symptom
of
mental illness.
Jerry Jones Goes Full Trumpnik
"When you smilin', when you smilin'
The whole world smiles with you."
Trump Confidant Sez: "I think we
are in pressure cooker territory."
Monday, October 09, 2017
From the look on the faces of the Pence party,
you might
think
that somebody had just died, instead of the
singing
of the
National Anthem.
Trump has an elaborate routine he uses to hide his pelicanesque
pouch during photo shoots. Sometimes it doesn't work.
Trump has gone golfing 69 times in his 264 days in office.
That's one golf trip every 3.82 days. Draining the swamp
must be hard work.
It's like Miller Time never comes.
Know Your Hairstyles
New Popular Music Sensation
You can tell Chris Foerster is low class because he snorts
cocaine t
hrough a $20 bill. High class snowblowers use
$100 bills.
Secret Agent Man
Warm Scuzzies #748
Cup It Up American Grill
The Milo Nobody Knows
Sunday, October 08, 2017
"I asked my dummy to leave the stadium if any players kneeled,
disrespecting our country. I am proud of him."
Pence Dignity Garden
Bob Corker Sez: "It's a shame the White House has become
an
adult day care center."
On Location with Richard Spencer and His Zombie Knights
"Inspired by Dotard Trump, I have appointed my
sister to a powerful government post."
James Woods, Star of
My Accidental Retirement from
Humanity
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