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Saturday, December 02, 2017
"Rubber Duckie you're the one
You make bath time lots of fun
Rubber Duckie joy of joys
When I squeeze you, you make noise."
Sleep Tight and Don't Let the Bugs Bite
Something's Fishy
Not since the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog have
small furry mammals wreaked such havoc
on humankind.
Friday, December 01, 2017
It's Only Our Money
As Secretary of State Rex Tillerson once said,
"My philosophy is to make money."
Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #14
Just the Thought of Blake Farenthold
Sexually Harassing Anybody
Jack Posobiec Sez: "Life is like a box of chocolates, which,
when you pop one into your mouth, stainless steel bolts spring
out and plunge straight through both cheeks."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #709
Jack Posobiec
"It's not widely known, but Hitler was born in Kenya, too."
The Politico
Illustrated
#58
'Cotton cements his rise under Trump'
It ain't over till General Flynn sings. Then, lock him up!
If Trump hadn't set the tree aflame with his Tiki Torch,
the National Christmas Lighting Ceremony might not have
drawn
such an embarrassingly tiny crowd.
Thursday, November 30, 2017
"You must be Igor."
"No, it's pronounced EYE-GOR!"
"I found somebody who agrees with me that waterboarding
is not torture. So I've decided to make him head of the CIA."
Have you ever wondered where Sarah Huckabee Sanders
found those beads she always wears when she meets
the press? Remember Pop Beads?
Which is worse: Mitch McConnell promising Susan Collins
tax cuts
won't result in Medicare cuts, or Susan Collins
believing him?
"I only have to water it every other day."
West Virginia Zombie to Run for U. S. Senate
Trumpcat Sez: “There is nothing in the world like
first-rate pussy.”
Traditionalist Worker Party Members Tony and
Maria
Hovater
Lose Jobs,
Can't Afford to
Dine at
Applebee's Anymore
Smokey Joe Barton to Retire; "Good Widdance to
Bad Wubbish!" Exclaimed Elmer Fudd
Warm Scuzzies #756
Tom McBroom
World's Worst Yobs #392
Tully Borland
Don't Stand for Hemorrhoids™
Wednesday, November 29, 2017
Speed Racer Grows Up and Takes a
Wrong Turn
Contrary to a popular belief, Jesus did not eat and
drink with Republicans and sinners.
'Donnie Derpo' One of the Top Baby Names for 2017
Now Hanging on the Wall at the Heritage Foundation
Every time you turn around, Lucian Wintrich is
flicking another booger into the face of America.
Still Life with Two Navajos, Andrew Jackson,
and Donald Trump
Decorating the White House Christmas tree was a
collaborative
effort this year. Here's Sebastian Gorka's
contribution.
White Nationalists, White Supremacists, Alt-Rightists,
and NeoNazis now have their own crowdfunding
mechanism, Goyfundme. Oy!
Doctors say that after a period of remission,
Trump's birtherism has recurred.
Thanks to 23 and Me, this New York City
Yeti family knows they are 88.5%
Asian Black Bear.
Slobodan Praljak Doing His Hermann Göring Impression
Slobodan Praljak's Last Skol
"For every $50 donation to Project O'Keefe, you will receive
one of my collectible Mugshot Mugs absolutely free!"
Tuesday, November 28, 2017
Warm Scuzzies #755
Ravi Zacharias
It's going to be a Leatherface Christmas
in the White House this year.
May Be Too Intense for Younger Children
How to Dress for a Round of Disco Golf
"Oh, Whoa, Ppoo-ccoo-hhoonn-ttaass!"
Billy Bush Hospitalized After Pussy-Grabbing Accident
Monday, November 27, 2017
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #120
Jack Hadfield
Know Your Licities
What The Navajo Code Talkers Said: "Tkin-Gloe-lh-A-Kha
Ah-Ya-Tsinne-Tkin-Tsin-Tliti-Tse-Nill!."
What They Meant: "Trump Heap Big Asshole!"
Some cried "Conflict of interest!" when the turkey
pardoned the turkey.
Stupid Shoppers, SmartTVs
Eric Trump Needs Your Help
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