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Saturday, September 22, 2018
Where You Watch 'The Last Picture Show'
and Then Die
In additional to 'Magical Thinking', it's also called
'Parallel Parking in Alternate Universes' and
'Alternate Parking in Parallel Universes'.
"Get lost, Lyin' Ted Cruz! You're not squanchy
enough to be a member of my Squanchy Party!"
"Do your six brothers and sisters, Congressman Gosar,
despise you
because you're a dentist or because you're a
USDA Prime Asshole?"
Friday, September 21, 2018
Unlike Beto O'Rourke, Ted Cruz burgles his Whataburgers
before he eats them.
America's Walkbacker-in-Chief
This ad was paid for by the Committee for
Hungry Amphibians.
Cody Wilson: Libertarian, Gunhugger, Sex Trafficker
Mitch McConnell and Ed Whelan have lashed themselves
to the mast of the
Titanic II
, Brett Kavanaugh's sailing ship.
Like its namesake, it was once thought to be unsinkable.
Obviously, Rick Santorum's 'Golden Age of Frothing'
was a thing of the past.
One Brett Kavanaugh was bad enough, but now his
conspiracy-minded defenders are saying there are
two of them.
Adventures in Aestheticism #97
Trump's Campaign for Ted Cruz's
Re-Election Rolls Through Texas
Thursday, September 20, 2018
Warm Scuzzies #830
Donna Bahorich
Whoever coined the word, 'obnoxious', must've
had
Donald Trump, Jr. in mind at the time.
GOP Doughboy Not Looking Poppin' Fresh
Wednesday, September 19, 2018
Donald Trump, Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle Land
Big Mouth Billy Bass on Montana's Stillwater River
Trump Sez: “I don’t have an attorney general. I have a
Keebler elf!"
North Carolina Resident Tells the Truth
About Hurricane Florence
Come On Baby, Don't Fear the Reaper
This Trumpnik is Jason Lee Van Dyke,
a Texas lawyer
who was arrested for filing a false police
report
about
three guns stolen from his pickup truck.
His
specialty
is representing Neo-Confederates
and
Proud Boys.
Thanks to Stormy Daniels and Donald
Trump, we now know
that Toad
is a
phallic symbol.
"You have failed me for the last time,
featherless biped!"
Trumpniks in the South are being played by
the wealthy like their ilk always has been. For
details,
see W. J. Cash's
The Mind of the South
,
published
way back in 1941.
Tuesday, September 18, 2018
Adventures in Aestheticism #96
From his heft, you can tell Sonny Perdue has
been
allergic to healthy school lunches since he was a child.
Ralph Shortey (R-OK) has been sentenced to 15 years in prison,
after pleading guilty to child sex trafficking. We all know who
the guy on the right is.
If this is true, the Texas BBQ Trail will
never
be the same.
How to Recognize Different Kinds of
Pond Scum
No. 1: 'The Cruz Dinoflagellate'
Monday, September 17, 2018
Things Go Better with Coke Blunt
Drudgery Report #11
Matt Drudge Attacks Wrong Christine Ford,
Smears Himself
"Hello, all you happy people.
Is Judge Kavanaugh a really good man?
And he is.
And by any measure he is."
Warm Scuzzies #829
Lynne Patton
Adventures in Aestheticism #95
Mika Brzezinski, Concern Troll, Sez; "If Dems play
really dirty on the Kavanaugh nomination], I don't think
it's good for them."
Hey, if Kavanaugh is confirmed, he and Clarence
Thomas
can swap attempted rape/sexual harassment stories while
Justices Ginsburg, Sotomayor, and Kagan are in the
ladies' room.
Sunday, September 16, 2018
To All Trumpniks and Cruzistas Who Have
Questioned Willie Nelson's Patriotism and
Love for Texas
Mark Judge, Brett Kavanaugh's buddy and character
witness, wrote:
"Barack Obama is the first female
president.
He doesn’t
have just a streak of the feminine
in
him; he seems
to be a
woman, and a feminist one
at
that, with
a streak of man
in him."
As Samuel Johnson might have said, "Impugning the
patriotism
of others is the last refuge of a scoundrel."
Big Ben, Little Ben
Pirro and Page, the Funniest Comedy Duo
Since Burns and Allen
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