Bildungblog
Saturday, February 02, 2019
The God Who Sarah Huckabee Sanders Says Wanted
Trump to Be President
Remembering Quint
Warm Scuzzies # 853
David Whitley
Building a wall to keep out fentanyl is about as
effectual as the Duck and Cover Drill was in
the 1950s.
Friday, February 01, 2019
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #121
Brian Hagedorn
Fox Nation's Diamond and Silk Say 'Hells to the
No' About Eating Zoo Animals
The best part of a lovers' quarrel is when
you kiss and make up.
Polar Vortex Creates Self-Eating Pasta Bowl
Adventures in Aestheticism #137
Warm Scuzzies #852
Gary Steele
Thursday, January 31, 2019
"But look ye, Starbuck, what is said in heat,
That thing unsays itself."
Giuliani Needs What He's Afraid
to Ask For
"Just to be clear, you wanna see this thing through,
I'm gonna have to get ... dirty."
What the Monkeypod Tree Thinks About All Day
Got that? No? Well,
Noah
Rothman is still a
minor-league
bullshitter.
Give him time.
Shed a Tear, Kim, Shed a Tear!
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #146
Lee Zeldin
Wednesday, January 30, 2019
Matt 'Mr. Freeze' Bevin Sez: "Closing
schools because of the polar vortex means
we're getting soft."
Oxymorons for Our Time #199
Self-Made Billionaire
Tuesday, January 29, 2019
Warm Scuzzies #851
John B. 'Jack' O'Reilly
'Ann Coulter' Added to
Roget's Thesaurus
as
12th Synonym for 'Chump'
Grumpy, the Third Dwarf
"Before I built a wall I'd ask to know
What I was walling in or walling out,
And to whom I was like to give offence.
Something there is that doesn't love a wall,
That wants it down." --- Robert Frost
Automobile in Cuba Fails to Provide Safe Haven
During Sharknado
America has 540 billionaires. Howard Schultz promises to
leave none of them behind.
Remember the three-breasted Martian in
Total Recall
?
There are three boobs in this picture, too.
Kevin Williamson Sez: "There was never any real definition
of a 'kulak'. Basically, if you had one cow and your neighbor
had two, he was a kulak."
Monday, January 28, 2019
Now we know where Donald Trump got that absurd
idea about women being duct taped in cars on the
U. S.-Mexico border: he's living in a Hollywood
movie released last June.
If Ann Coulter Were a King Cobra and
Newt Gingrich Were a Reticulated Python
Trumpniks of All Countries, Unite!
Trump Sez (Pointing to Mitch McConnell):
“This guy’s mean as a snake!”
[Trump always gets his reptiles confused.]
Would you buy a used Venti from this man?
How to Draw in Three Easy Steps
Newt Gingrich and Ann Coulter Face Off
Over the Political Remains of Donald Trump
Despite turning noticeably browner since his indictment,
Roger Stone vociferously denies he's a flight risk to Mexico.
Roger Stone Flies in From Nixonland,
Says His Arms Are 'Really Tired'
George Orwell said, “At 50, everyone has the face he
deserves.” He might add, "At 66, no one, except
Roger Stone,
deserves his face."
Not since
The Honeymooners
have we seen so
much imaginary domestic violence.
Sunday, January 27, 2019
Trump Survives White House Big Mac Attack
"I am bound for the promised land;
Oh who will come and go with me?"
"I'm tellin' ya, Mugsy, Pelosi
never laid a
glove on me!"
Mick is a derogatory term for a person of Trumpnik descent
into madness.
‹
›
Home
View web version