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Saturday, March 16, 2019
Adventures in Aestheticism #157
Irish Prime Minister and His Partner Disappointed
Mike Pence
Refused to Bake Them a Cake
Warm Scuzzies #860
Bolivar (Missouri) Police Department
Wear Your MAGA Hat and
Get a 10% Discount @ Huckabee's!
The Three-Eared Sphincter gesture is a favorite with
the Alt-Right and Donald Trump.
Friday, March 15, 2019
Rush Limbaugh and Alex Jones disagree about the New
Zealand
mosque massacre. Limbaugh believes it was a
false flag
attack carried out by a leftist to smear
right-wingers.
Alex Jones believes that, too, except
he also
believes it didn't
really happen.
Adventures in Aestheticism #156
'National Defense' is the best euphemism
for 'Perpetual War' ever invented.
“I have the support of the police,
the support of the military,
the support of Hikers for Hitler.
I have the tough people,
but they don’t play it tough
until they go to a
certain point,
and then it would be very bad, very bad.”
The Giant Was Neither Jolly Nor Green
One of Trump's 'Tough People' Has Some Advice
for
Tucker Carlson
Thursday, March 14, 2019
Ben's Asse
The Politico
Illustrated
#62
'Trump calls O'Rourke 'crazy' for his hand gestures'
Jacob Wohl Takes a Timeout from Using a Sock Puppet
on Twitter to Make
Death Threats Against Himself
John Bolton keeps his Third Eye handy when he needs to
peer
into
the 'inner realms' of his boss.
Poster Boy for White Supremacy
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #760
Owen Shroyer
Apparently, Trump uses the word, 'know', in the
biblical sense.
Stormy Daniels was incorrect As this photograph clearly
shows, Trump's Pecker is not mushroom-shaped.
Wednesday, March 13, 2019
Weekly Moustache Maintenance Fee Included in
John Bolton‘s $569,423 Contract with Fox News
Trump Sez: "Airplanes are becoming far too
complex to fly."
He had heard the word of the Lord.
There are times when graphology is indispensable.
A Timely Reminder from Diamond and Silk
If Ilhan Omar wearing a hijab is a
constitutional issue, what about
Melania Trump wearing a veil?
Adventures in Aestheticism #155
Kevin McCarthy Suffering from Excedrin Headache
Number 52
All our eggs are laid by free-range Facehuggers.
In Search of Trump's Soul
Some say that the life of the GOP mascot began at
the moment of deception.
Tuesday, March 12, 2019
Colorado Republican Representative Needs
to Change Surname from 'Riggleman' to
'Wiggleman'
Scary Sweaters Win Ugly Sweater Contest
Special Kay lived on Checkerboard Square,
next door to Ralston Purina.
Do people cheat because they're rich,
or are they rich because they cheat?
The correct answer is 'Yes'.
Yes, it's true: Mitt Romney blows
out the candles on his birthday
cake one at a time. That way
he gets to make more wishes
than a normal person does.
Liz Cheney, OG Gun Moll
Someone said, "The more you weigh, the harder you are to
kidnap.
Eat cake." Well, Bubba the Love Sponge, Tucker
Carlson's
favorite naughty radio talker, has eaten lots of cake.
Even Troglodytes 'Я' Us is believed to have
doubts
about continuing to advertise on the Tucker Carlson
and Jeanine Pirro shows.
"Do you think it's fair, Mrs. Sanders,
for you to get paid
for lying while the average
Joe has to do it for free?"
Monday, March 11, 2019
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #149
Bennett Bressman
"I'll give you my straw when you pry it from my
cold, dead hands!"
Caligula, Jr.
Jeanine Pirro, Fox News Maoist
Massa Trump Does Stand-Up
If corporate America had a single face,
it would be
Tucker Carlson's. And that face
is one aspect of what's
called a 'Meathead'.
Sunday, March 10, 2019
Metaphor Mixology #16
Bret Baier Sez: “I like to think that we have
horse-blinders up, and we are letting the news
bubble up."
Remembering the Short, Unhappy Secretaryship of
Rex Tillerson
Opposes Jeanine Pirro AND the Constitution
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