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Saturday, September 14, 2019
Next Up on Fox & Fiends
Donald Trump Reveals All the Naughty Bits
About
World Leaders and Identifies His
Favorite Dictator
The only thing more powerful than Thor's Hammer is
Trump's Sharpie.
Had the thinker been totally pantsed, or
was he just dreaming?
Trump's Bucket List
Rand Paul feuding with Liz Cheney is like a white rhino
butting heads with a water buffalo.
Friday, September 13, 2019
Trump Blames Skin Tone on One-Night Stand
with Minute Maid
Baltimore Rolls Out the Rat Carpet for Trump
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #780
Briscoe Cain
Mascot of the 2020 Presidential Campaign
Imhotep Makes His Move
Will Reverse Ageism hurt Bernie Sanders's chances
in
the
race for the Democratic presidential nomination?
"The monster is apparently triggered by the word,
'Kardashian', Dr. Frankenstein."
The Trump Family's Most Precious Heirloom
If you hear someone singing 'Bringing in
the Sheaves' tonight, it just might be
Jason Voorhees.
If you're this close to your toilet paper,
you're too damn close.
Thursday, September 12, 2019
Rude Frenchman from Monty Python Sketch Taunts
Bilious American a Second Time
The Unexpurgated Bible #173
"And when he had spoken these things, while they
beheld,
he was taken up; and a cloud received Andrew Yang out
of their sight."
Instead of debates, the RNC will
stage a series of
Trump vs. Pieface slugfests
around the country in
the run-up to the
Republican National Convention
in Charlotte next August.
Jerry Falwell, Jr. and Donald Trump Doing Their
Ethel Mertz and Lucy Ricardo Impression
It was the age of duct tape and
extension cords.
Say 'Medicare for All' and Kevin Brady goes full
Curly Stooge and spells 'cat', 'k-i-t-t-y'.
Wednesday, September 11, 2019
Q: "I have a big wad of Brad Parscale stuck to
the bottom of my shoe. Is there any way to get
it off?"
A: "Have you tried
plastique
?"
Nashville Among Worst Head Bug Infested Cities in the U.S.
Imagine
Bolton singing, "How Am I Supposed to Live
Without You?"
Tuesday, September 10, 2019
If John Bolton is 'A Man of the Left', then Tucker
Carlson
must be completely off the chart.
The Real Reason Trump Sacked Bolton
New Book for Sale in the White House
Gift Shop
Sign of the Times #80
A Public Service Announcement from the
North American
Cartographic Information Society
Al Franken warned us, but we just wouldn't
listen.
Theory That T. Rex Became Extinct from Duelling Debunked
The only thing more humiliating than being hired by Trump
is being fired by Trump.
God One to Air Force One: "Tag . . . you're it!"
"Looking and Behaving More and More Like
a Cenobite," Say White House Insiders
Look for Higher Mathematics on Aisle 2
Monday, September 09, 2019
New Palin Family Values Reality Television Show
in the Works
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #191
Sharpie's Machine Plays Cat and Mouth
Stormy Trump, the Singing Weatherman
Speaking of his son, Donald, Jr., Trump said that
he is resigned to his son’s idiocy. “He’s not the
sharpest rubber
knife in the drawer,” Trump added.
21-Gun Salute to Trump Gets Off to Arousing Start
Oswald Mosley Redivivus
Hold On to Your Hat
Somewhere on the Road to the Flamingo Dance
Trump Watching a Flamingo Dancer on the Tallahassee Trail
Sunday, September 08, 2019
Was it Mike Pompeo wearing a clown mask,
or
was it a clown wearing Mike Pompeo's suit?
Chris Wallace was in hot pursuit of the truth.
The Real Reason the Camp David Pow Wow
with the Taliban Got Scrubbed
'Will Put
Duck Dynasty
in the Shade', Critics Say
Does the bull only charge when it's out of cash?
NOAA and the Flood
Trump's Debut as Meteorologist Popular with Fans of
Mammary Glands
Having already hiked the Appalachian Trail (wink wink nudge
nudge!),
Mark Sanford will now hike the Pacific Crest Trail
(i. e., run against Trump in the Republican primaries).
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