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Saturday, September 28, 2019
Trump Steps Down from the Cross to
Show His Stigmata
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #192
Invasion of the Buzzkillers
Adventures in Aestheticism #214
Tired of stomping Tokyo, Godzilla decided to infiltrate
Tokyo disguised as a tourist.
Pocahontas Strikes Back
Eyes on the Prize
Around these parts, Trump's 'OK Hand Gesture' is called the
'Sign of the Three-Eared Sphincter.
Nobody Here But Us Civilized Savages
How to Mop Flop Sweat
Friday, September 27, 2019
Who Wore It Best?
Transcript of Trump-Volodymyr Phone Call
Moved
to
Top-Secret Repository
Volodymyr Zelensky had been instructed that when
Trump
was ready to close the deal, he would flash his Heart-Shaped
Hand Gesture, which meant, "Your place or mine?"
Putin Claims Right to Privacy
in Bilateral Relations
William Barr Practicing His Perp Walk
Thursday, September 26, 2019
'Lookin' for Love in All the Wrong Places'
Rudy Giuliani's Chester A. Riley Impression
Said to Be Popular in the Ukraine
Q
: Who did Trump just throw under the bus?
A
: Mike Pence.
How Mental Telepathy Works
From infancy, Donald Trump shit bricks.
What is Mike Pence up to these days?
Devin Nunes's New Book
Calling All Trumpniks!
Wednesday, September 25, 2019
World's Worst Yobs #414
Justin Murphy
Trump Forced to Play His Ace in the Hole
"Smoking gun? What smoking gun?"
Commander Naptime Launches Counteroffensive
Against Impeachment Inquiry
One day we'll look back and say, "Remember when
T. Rump ruled the earth?"
What Happens When You Have to Bite Your Tongue Too Often
Adventures in Aestheticism #213
For starters, Trump mispronounced 'Volodymyr', the
Ukrainean
president's surname, four different ways.
Nancy Pelosi Unleashes Her Pet Flag-Bearded
Impeachmonster on Trump
Tuesday, September 24, 2019
Wilbur Ross Dreams About China Gaming the System
If there were a Nobel Paranoia Prize,
Trump would win two of them.
As Trump said, "I would get a Nobel Prize
for a lot of things, including Robotology."
Maybe putting on his Thinking Cap might help.
Imagine a great-grandfather mocking his
great-
granddaughter. That would be Trump.
Monday, September 23, 2019
Mike Pence Believed to Be Slipping
Into the
Twilight Zone
“I would get a Nobel prize for a lot of things,
if they give it out fairly, which they don’t.”
Sunday, September 22, 2019
When he tires of rattling his Lightsaber Baby Rattle,
Trump
expects Kellyanne Conway to put it away.
Okey-dokey, Justice Gorsuch, how about
'politicians with suits'?
Ben Carson Sez: “If I wake up tomorrow and I feel like
I’m Chinese, it doesn’t necessarily make me Fu Manchu.”
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