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Saturday, December 07, 2019
Trump Complains It Takes 10-15 Flushes to Get Rid of the
Lightbulbs
Which Make Him Look Orange
The Emperor's New Tat
If you hear someone exclaim, "Melania Trump is
such a caution!" the speaker
is using the word,
'caution', in its slang sense.
Anything that staggers
you
or excites
alarm is said to be a 'caution'.
In this version of the legend, the Joker is the hero.
Know Your Corvidae
Sign of the Times #81
Not to Be Confused with Speed Humps
Whereas Don Quixote tilted at windmills,
Donald Trump tilts at toilets.
Q
: "How many Trumps does it take
to screw
in
an incandescent lightbulb?"
A
: "One, when he's not out haranguing
about
'Low-Flow Toilets'.
T
wo, when he is."
Friday, December 06, 2019
Beware of Imitations
Accept No Substitutes
Nikki Haley Takes Aim At the College Freshman Demographic
Medieval Tonsorial Humor
"It's like a religious epiphany," she said rapturously.
On the Campaign Trail with Andrew Yang
Alex Jones Springs a Leak
Lawyers Now Using
The Big Book of Conspiracies
in
Cases Where Trumpniks Opt for the Insanity Defense
Deadlier Than the Japanese Surprise Attack
on Pearl Harbor
Translated into English, Ukraine means
'Borderland'.
Come to think of it, when the light is just right,
Devin Nunes even
looks
Ukrainian.
Thursday, December 05, 2019
How to Hug Yourself in One Easy Step
Doughy Pantload at 35,000 Feet
World's Worst Yobs #418
James Rosen
'Devin Nunes' Added to List of Synonyms
for 'Sycophant'
At 86, Willie has quit smoking weed. At 90, he says
he plans to take a vow of chastity and give up sex.
Kim Jong-Un Says Trump Suffering Dotard Relapse
"And up through the ground came a bubbling crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea."
Is Trump in danger of drowning in the shallow end
of
the Deep State?
Wednesday, December 04, 2019
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #786
Ben Cline
“I really don't know if we're meatsacks.
You’d have to ask Rudy."
GOP Releases Impeachment Report
Tuesday, December 03, 2019
John Kennedy Trying to Decide Whether to Walk Back
His Retraction of His DNC-Ukraine Conspiracy Theory
When Somebody Picked an Orange Out of
Trump's
Refrigerator and He Didn't Like It
Monday, December 02, 2019
John Kennedy (R-LA) shows that look you get when you
become a Russian dupe.
Lest we forget, Duncan Hunter had been charged
with "misusing $250,000 in campaign donations, which
he
had spent on vacations, restaurants, and even flights
for his pet rabbit."
Adventures in Aestheticism #231
Apostrophe Man Joins the Ranks of the Homeless
Adventures in Aestheticism #230
Apostrophe Protection Society Goes Dark,
Furloughs Apostrophe Man
Sunday, December 01, 2019
Adventures in Aestheticism #229
"You're pretty wound up, Congressman Collins."
Doug Collins
in
a
Tom Collins
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #785
Doug Collins
Mick Mulvaney with the Delegates to the 8th Bolshevik
Party Conference in 1919
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