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Saturday, February 15, 2020
This is the Mysterious Traveler,
inviting you to join him on another
journey into the strange and terrifying.
Adventures in Aestheticism #239
Like Trump, Michael Bloomberg has been a magnet
for women who claim he says the darndest things.
Puts the Coronavirus in the Shade
Friday, February 14, 2020
Baby Blimp Gets Pushy
Michael Bloomberg: More Relatable, Hip,
and Funnier
Than a Mollusk
Someone should make a movie which includes the line,
"Every time a bell rings, a lawyer goes to prison."
If he doesn't get the Democratic presidential nomination,
Michael Bloomberg could always run as the nominee of
the
My Billionaire Is Richer Than Your Billionaire Party.
Next Time on
The View
No.
Available in Original or Extra Crispy
Joe 'Popeye' Biden
Adventures in Aestheticism #238
Thursday, February 13, 2020
Mike Pence, One of the Most Lethal Improvised Ennui Devices
Ever Deployed by the International Misanthrope Conspiracy
Once thought to be extinct, the Barr-Barr
Jellyflesh has been found groveling
on the shore of the Potomac River
in the District of Columbia.
Poor Carpenter's Son Claims He Has Done More
for Christianity Than Donald Trump
Lord Dampnut, the Human Anagram
You don't have to be a doctor to save a life.
"Buttigieg, you're better than sugar in water!"
They Love Doing Dishes
Sanders also joins Trump in being an
addled septuagenarian.
"Why don't the honey badger care?"
Trump asked memishly.
Wednesday, February 12, 2020
One wonders how much Spicer would charge to
dance the rhumba with you.
After all these many years, Joe Biden is still courting
South Carolina.
South Carolina is Biden Country in the same way that
California is Trump Country.
Joe Biden's Electability as 3D Street Art
Tuesday, February 11, 2020
Trump-Barr Syndrome
Adventures in Aestheticism #237
Monday, February 10, 2020
"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and
gorgeousity made flesh!"
Photomicrograph of Coronavirus
Sunday, February 09, 2020
At one time or another, we've all had one.
Lindsey Graham, a Leader in the Southern Wing of the
Orange Glo Party
Rant, Rant, Rant,
They Call Him the Ranter
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